“You know they call corn-on-the-cob, “corn-on-the-cob”, but that’s how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It’s not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it “Mitch”, but then re-attached it, and call it “Mitch-all-together”. “
…. Is that Bruce, one of his actual BFF’s, and if he does that to best friends, what did he do to his brother, and what about Tyler. So much questions to be answered by my weird imagination.
That’s the same way that “dwarf bread” works in Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” novels. It’s so disgusting that all you have to do is take it out and look at it and you’ll realize that you’re not hungry enough to eat *that*.
A college that doesn’t let you have microwaves in the dorm? Never looked at any of those colleges I guess. All the ones I know of just don’t let us have toasters.
Another thing I’ll bring with me when moving into college! This is so helpful.
omfg, weird.
Regarding the alt-text:
Not allowed to have one of what? a human head or a microwave oven?
Yes
Neither. Cybernetic corn.
Rofl Wafles… Shower buddy…
I get the shower buddy but the hangover cure?
how does putting your penis in a head cure hangovers?
Thank you, lol’d at this more than the comic.
You don’t put your penis in that. You chop off your own head and saw the backup one.
Sorry, sew.
You ever put your penis in a rotting head before? That stuff will even cure cancer.
I get how it cures hangover. But how does putting your penis in a head make it a football?
Just as a heads up, putting your penis in pretty much ANYTHING will go a long ways towards curing a hangover.
I’ve been looking for a replacement head!
… shower buddy?
I wish i had one of these
I like how it’s just sitting on top of the refrigerator
Is is just me or do they not show off the signature nipples anymore?
they don’t
Corn 2.0, otherwise known as corn off the cob.
“You know they call corn-on-the-cob, “corn-on-the-cob”, but that’s how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It’s not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it “Mitch”, but then re-attached it, and call it “Mitch-all-together”. “
I…never thought about it before, but that really makes so much sense.
wait, what did he eat?
Wait nvm I get it.
haah best hangover cure ive seen
oh, hey joe.
where’s the rest of you?
I’ll use THAT next time my gf’ll start a new diet! XD
Can i buy a deadman’s head?
Is both aesthetically pleasing and multi-functional. Comes in many colors! Get one today!
shower buddy 🙂 i gots 2 get me that head now
That looks like my head…
The ultimate motivator and dehungerizer
EVERYONE COULD USE A LITTLE HEAD!
Well played sir,well played.
Was Wes playing Plantz vs Zombies o.O’??? It would make sense to place the chop off head here in that case XD!
I’m guessing he wasn’t very head strong.
Nah, he just put his neck on the line.
BAHAHAHAHA! Best reply ever.
Whoa… don’t laugh your head off there…
Then why did only his head survive!?
What is that comic he’s reading?
“fu…gmt guy!”?
And it shows some dude with a sword.
…. Is that Bruce, one of his actual BFF’s, and if he does that to best friends, what did he do to his brother, and what about Tyler. So much questions to be answered by my weird imagination.
That’s the same way that “dwarf bread” works in Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” novels. It’s so disgusting that all you have to do is take it out and look at it and you’ll realize that you’re not hungry enough to eat *that*.
“Like, oh my God, Laura, I have found like the best diet ever”
“Really? What is it, Allison?”
“It’s called like the dead human head diet. You like, carry some dead guy’s rotting skull with you and you like completely lose your appetite”
“Like, wow-zees, I’m trying that today.”
“price of human heads soar after mysterious comic-writers Wes and Tony start a new fad diet”
How do you view secret comic? if there was one =/
“Replacement head”
No cursing and no sexy nipples?
I went to a high school that was next to a cemetery. Once some boys found a human skull and they played football with it. True story.
A college that doesn’t let you have microwaves in the dorm? Never looked at any of those colleges I guess. All the ones I know of just don’t let us have toasters.
My last name is actually Frick
I died from laughing. I donate my cadaverous head to the cause
works every time