First you start with the simple requests, like “Please don’t slap me in the face.” Then over time, after asking for incrementally more demanding favors, you can eventually get her to respond positively to much more demanding ones, like “Please don’t kick me in the genitals.”
surprise, i actually said this to a pretty girl once. she didnt slap me though, now she wont look me in the eyes. i wasnt trying to be pervy, i just couldnt keep awake. persians…
She whapped instead of powwed! My life is full of regrets.
Mastering the female gender, one inquiry at a time.
First you start with the simple requests, like “Please don’t slap me in the face.” Then over time, after asking for incrementally more demanding favors, you can eventually get her to respond positively to much more demanding ones, like “Please don’t kick me in the genitals.”
This comic reminds me of this comic: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=507#comic
Wow, this guy has the best pickup lines EVER!
POW!
Right in the kisser.
happens to me all the time
Her slaps are so powerful, he can feel the slap before the hand even reaches him.
He felt it before he even spoke a word.
I felt it before he even blinked
Turned out better than the time he asked her to kick him in the balls…
Awww, poor baby. He loses the test of manliness which he himself instituted.
pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser
^LOL
Man talking to the hand didn’t go very well…
It can’t be nearly as bad as that time he had his head up his ass.
If it were I would’ve liked it.
That pickup line is almost as good as the one I use.
“did you ever raise chickens…… cause your sure raising cock now.” Greatest pick up line ever
The sad thing, is that I’ve done this before. Multiple times.
If I don’t get hit in the face; I don’t get hurt, remarkable!
Fight Club, for married couples.
Excuse to buy up Int! Wait. Does he have the XP? Oh well…
oh well…
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2007/11/oh-well/
just like anime
at least he was wearing green
She did it wrong! He said POW, not WHAP!
He’s so eager for that slap in the last panel lol
I think this is where I might’ve gone wrong.. you see, for my third wish, I wished for a huge orange head.
Her slaps are so powerful he can feel the slap even after the hand stops touching him.
Wait? I thought he was into that freaky thing?
Two fingered slap = Whap XD
Love the secret, made me LOL
Hidden comic = The power of learning
Hahaha, glad he didn’t ask for karate chop, drop kick and finish with a body slam 😉
surprise, i actually said this to a pretty girl once. she didnt slap me though, now she wont look me in the eyes. i wasnt trying to be pervy, i just couldnt keep awake. persians…