Whew! Here we are, the last episode of the first season of ASP Shorts! Hope you enjoyed watching them, we definitely enjoyed making them. We’ve started putting together plans for season 2, and we’ll keep you posted on that. Thanks for tuning in, everyone.
Lol, Amy smiled when he wished for a big penis.
Now I know to ask about rules when I find a genie
“I wish to know the rules!” “You got it!” “No, wait! I wish I hadn’t said that.” “Right-on. One left.” “Crap.”
> “I wish to know the rules!” “You got it!” “No, wait! I wish I hadn’t said that.” “Right-on. One left.” “Crap.”
But if the second wish were fulfilled, then the first wish would never have been made in the first place. Either way: two left.
(then again, if the first wish had never been made, there’d have been no point in making the second wish at all…)
its an infinite loop, at any one time he has anywhere between 1, 2, and 3, wishes left.
@Hidden Comic
To quote Claptrap from Borderlands:
“Wow, that looks like it can do some damage”
totally HC, totally!!
Oh… More dick jokes! Classy, you guys, real classy…
But really, I love this comic’s .gif, you two sure know what we want
Dat Hidden Comic
Funniest ASP video yet in my opinion. It felt like more than just a moving comic, gave some value to the animation.
If only…
You wish.
I wish for more shorts, and a bigger penis
I have never felt so disgusted and so thanked at the same time!
You could say that I
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see that third wish coming
AHHHHYEAH!
Amy Sullavan…..? is that a JDATE reference….
Considering she’s a redhead, and this comic is just one giant dick joke, my guess is yes. She does have two hands here though.
Am I just special or is that Genie’s belly button smiling at everybody?
Huh, I was sure that when he said “give me a big ol penis” he would get a literal wish (aka, he would get sodomized by an old man with a giant penis)
As legend has it, I think you’re supposed to rub the lamp while making the wish. Perhaps he was rubbing something else while making the wish…
He asked for his grandparents back from the dead…he didn’t ask for them to be restored to how they were when they were living.
Or for them to be disinterred from the ground.
You’re welcome! I quite enjoyed that big ol’ penis
It’s cool. But recently we were left in the dark regarding what Tony did while Wes had to do something unrelated.
Wait if you wish you never said that then how could your wish have been granted? I wonder if wish replenishment.
“I wish that I had not used my first two wishes but that the effects of those wishes explicitly excepting the actual use of the wishes themselves would be preserved”
would be effective
Oh damn can this be merged with my other comment?
I am reminded of XKCD and the ‘labyrinth guards’
There should be a Genie that grants good wishes, a Genie that twists your wishes if not worded perfectly and a Genie that stabs people that make complicated wishes.
I wish I had a smaller penis. It’s too big and scary for girls!
That… that… that’s my wife’s name…!
Big Ol Penis?
My dyslexia makes me think these are all PSA’s. These are horrible PSA’s.
This was definitely the best ASP short yet.
I, being a girl, would also like a big ol penis.
Well discuss where and when later..