ASP Badass Diary from Hell

For those of you frozen like frightened ground squirrels at the size of the archive page, we have provided a “random”
button to let us decide for you. The idea struck us like a meteorite
when we were having our usual back-alley craps game. It also pleases us
to be adding just a smidgen more chaos to the world through this new
option. May fate be at your side and the wind be at your back. Also,
Gandalf is there.

-Wes/Tony

P.S. Big thanks to Matt Wright for the script that gives the button life.

After hours of intense meditation and diligence, the upgraded AmazingSuperPowers bursts from our skulls and onto the internet. Here are a few highlights that you should definitely explore:

o We added a store! Our new AmazingSuperPowers Crest shirt will serve you well, protecting
you from [very slow] bullets, and caressing you with the
prodding/groping fingers of ‘Super-Style.

o Nothing says “sexy” like a new color scheme, except for maybe the word
“sexy.” The colors chosen should minimize eye explosions and stabilize
the site at high speeds.

o And keep in mind we are still continuously adding new slugs, sketches, and features. Also, there’s a webcomic.

-Wes/Tony