In order to generate a little more revenue around here, well be implementing minor product placement. Don’t worry, these will hardly be noticeable. To guarantee that we rake in as much cash from this endeavor as possible, we will be retroactively making these changes to our archive of comics. We are still waiting to be approached by advertisers, but here’s a sample of the appealing and tasteful venues for your company’s products!
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- Some of the comics we won’t even have to change; we’ll merely point out the advertising.
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- Subtle, yet effective.
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- Prescription or punishment? Either way you’d better do it.
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- I bet you can’t even spot this one.
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- A few names might be changed.
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- Product placement also means frequent guest stars.
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- How can you resist the excitement of children?
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- He’s replacing Seinfeld.
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- Oh man, he isn’t just going to “do it.”
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- Wouldn’t you want to see the same films as a giant horrible spider?
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- She loves her pet, too!
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- Wouldn’t you?
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- No comment.
I for one welcome our new commercial overlords.
you guys are sell out sluts
Are these all secretly ads for MS Paint?