Some of our fans from the Wyoming Area Secondary Center whipped up a Godslug-themed t-shirt for their “Amusement Park Physics” class trip! The team decided to call themselves the British Slugs, in reference to the Imperial unit of mass (which is an awesome system by the way, primarily because it involves “Slugs,” “Slinches,” and “Blobs”).
OH MY GOD I’M SO JEALOUS OF THE T-SHIRTS!!!
*puts gun to mouth*
Unconceivable.
wow. i had no idea that when people kept calling me a fat slug that they were talking about my mass, i just thought there were calling me a common garden creature.
OH MY GOD IM SO JEALOUS OF THE GUN!!!
*puts t-shirts to mouth*
NO, DON’T DO IT, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, TRIKYODZ!
*knocks t-shirts away*
*Hands TrikYodz the gun*
*Puts rusty razor blade to arm, emo style*