ASP Badass Diary from Hell

Guess what! Remember, like, three days ago when you were all like, “Crap! I wish I could update my wardrobe with a load of totally boss tee-shirts designed by my favorite website, Amazing Super Powers!” No? Well, you did. I think. I’m pretty sure at least. The important thing is that now you can! ASP has four new body holsters, for boys and girls alike! And best of all, these shirts can be found on Topatoco, your friendly neighborweb retailer! Topatoco’s got some dang good goods from a troop of super duper comics! So check out some shirts, check out some Topatoco shops, and check out some other comics!

And if this is your first time visiting AmazingSuperPowers, be sure to check out our FAQ to make sure that you are using this site correctly.

It is appropriate that today’s comic is called “toast,” considering that Wes got hitched on the 21st and Tony served as his Best Man. Also, by “hitched” we mean “married,” not tied to a post. Win!

Technological Update:

Hooray for the technophiles out there and bad news for cavemen: AmazingSuperPowers’ comics are now compatible with both the Apple iPhone and the Nintendo Wii.
If you have a deep-seeded grudge against the iPhone and/or the Wii,
take a moment to reflect on your priorities then point the alternative
browser of your choice at our site and see if we have updated
compatibility for that one, too. In most cases, we have! In other
cases, we haven’t!

To access the site on the iPhone:

1. Ensure that you are properly connected to the internets.
2. Open your iPhone browser and type in
   “http://www.AmazingSuperPowers.com/”
3. (This step is critical. Mistyping the URL will lead to failure. For example, accidently typing http://www.google.com/ leads to a pornography locating engine.)
4. Pinch© the screen of your iPhone (not the iPhone itself) until the comic becomes readable. Enjoy!

To access the site on the Wii:

1. Ensure that your Wii is connected to the internet.
2. Refrain from giggling while reading the previous step.
3. Go to the Wii channels dashboard.
4. Insert a copy of “My Horse and Me” by Atari.
5. This is AmazingSuperPowers.com. Enjoy!

Note: We are still trying to make AmazingSuperPowers accessible from the Sony Playstation 3 browser. Currently, all attempts to access the site from the PS3 lead to violent waves of contagious vaginal prolapses.

Try your fortune and check out the newest uploaded feature entitled Magic H8 Ball.
It’s a short film about the hijinks of a boy who is haunted to the very
core by an evil Magic 8 Ball, which comes between him and his
grandfather. It was written, directed, and edited by Tony.

-Wes/Tony

IF YOU LIKED THE ART TODAY WE CAN BE BRIBED TO KEEP IT UP. OTHERWISE THE LAZINESS WILL COMMENCE AS PLANNED.

For those of you frozen like frightened ground squirrels at the size of the archive page, we have provided a “random”
button to let us decide for you. The idea struck us like a meteorite
when we were having our usual back-alley craps game. It also pleases us
to be adding just a smidgen more chaos to the world through this new
option. May fate be at your side and the wind be at your back. Also,
Gandalf is there.

-Wes/Tony

P.S. Big thanks to Matt Wright for the script that gives the button life.

After hours of intense meditation and diligence, the upgraded AmazingSuperPowers bursts from our skulls and onto the internet. Here are a few highlights that you should definitely explore:

o We added a store! Our new AmazingSuperPowers Crest shirt will serve you well, protecting
you from [very slow] bullets, and caressing you with the
prodding/groping fingers of ‘Super-Style.

o Nothing says “sexy” like a new color scheme, except for maybe the word
“sexy.” The colors chosen should minimize eye explosions and stabilize
the site at high speeds.

o And keep in mind we are still continuously adding new slugs, sketches, and features. Also, there’s a webcomic.

-Wes/Tony

Finally. After two years we upload Gibson MacReady: Savior of Funk. This was the first ever project we worked on as a collaboration. It’s hosted at Newgrounds. Click the link to find out more.

-Wes/Tony

Those of you who have been frothing, seething, and salivating for a new link in our links section…. GOOD NEWS! We have one! A new link, that is! Recently we had the sumptuous pleasure of meeting Scott Campbell, professional artistman and art director at Double Fine Productions. Scott was signing for his alternate cover art for the terrific and entertaining King of Kong, and we got a chance to meet up with him. He’s been a big influence on us and is an all-round radical dude, be sure to check out his stuff.

-Wes/Tony

For those of you who are using Firefox and can’t see the entire alt-text to a comic by hovering, try this add-on.

-Wes/Tony