The Treachery of Owls: A New ASP Shirt!
on March 13, 2009 at 4:24 pmWe know for a FACT that most of you are browsing the internet without shirts on, which is foolhardy and unsanitary. We have made a shirt to resolve the issue.
Imagine in your head a perfect world. That’s right; it is a world of owls. Imagine in your head a perfect shirt. That’s right; it is a shirt of owls. For best results, wear this shirt while sporting a bowler and replace your head with a giant green apple.
We’re really happy with this shirt. It is lovingly printed on American Apparel and sold through the dandy folks at Topatoco. Check it out here, and may your torso now skip merrily into realm of surrealism.
but it looks like an owl
Oh man, this shirt rules. I love Magritte. And owls aren’t bad either.
That shirt is fucking awesome.
I read the caption to my wife and she said, “you love owls!” (it’s true, I do.)
then I read the end and she said, “Whoa! Owls AND Magritte? It’s like they’ve known you all your life.” Yes, I said. I love them. “Why don’t you MARRY them?” she said. Don’t be ridiculous honey! i told her.
Um. You’re not a hot female, are you??
DrN8,
No, but hum a few bars and we’ll fake it.
It’s so non sequitur I might just get it
does anyone even speak French these days?
It’s not an owl? Thank goodness. I’m terrified of owls.
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XY Said:
does anyone even speak French these days?
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Oui! Parce que je suis canadien et cest obligatoire. Je suis desole… moi j’naim pas le francais. 🙁
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XY Said:
does anyone even speak French these days?
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Oui! Oarce que je suis canadien et cest obligatoire. Je suis desole… Moi j’naim pas le francais…
oh, right. i forgot about Canada’s duel languages.
and do you really love French? like really love it?
also, my name is not capitalized.
also, also, why did you post the same thing twice?
We are talking Magritte + Twin Peaks yes? At least that was why I laughed. If I’m incorrect, I rescind my laughter.
It’s so non sequitur I might just underneath the kitchen sink in a mayonaisse jar.
Russell: Yeh!
j’naim pas = I dont like…
Knowing this, we can then read that: I do not like french. In fact, loath prob isn’t even a strong enough word…
As for my two posts, it seems there was a tear in the space-time-continum where my parrallel-universe-self posted the same thing as I did shortly after he purchased the shirt here.
That or I am an incompetent/irresonsable poster.
Its the space time continum thing…
On another note, do you know what shipping costs to alternate dimentions? Phew! Killer.
Confused
sorry, my French is a little rusty seeing as how i took it for 1 year in high school, which was over 6 years ago now.
xy:
Its cool; even so Im impressed you got as much as you did out of that 😀
Besides, its the definition of douch-baggery to be mad at someone for not fully understanding a launguage that is not their own. And I don’t want to be one of THOSE people…
you mean an american?
No…
*akward silence*
*crickets*
*the eerily distant hoot of owls* ?
Loathe not strong enough? how about throw some abhor on that bitch
Is there ANY CHANCE this could exist again? When there was a chance for it to be in my life I had no money, but then some stuff happened and now I do but the shirt isn’t here! 🙁
It retired for now, sorry 🙁