Historical Innaccuracies
on May 4, 2009 at 5:00 pmIt his been made abundantly clear by a number of ASP readers that Edward Smith, Captain of the RMS Titanic, died aboard the ship as it sank. We apologize if we insulted your intelligence with our most recent comic. God forbid we do any comics that would mislead you with historical inaccuracies.
OH MY GOD, THAT ISN’T WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME IN SCHOOL!!!!
*Puts gun to mouth*
My intelligence is still somewhat insulted. Something tells me that this blog post was sarcastic, but I’m not sure what lead me to that assumption. Oh well, I’ll just assume it was a well-intentioned apology. Apology accept ASP!
Oh jeeze, I meant “apology accepted”…now I’ve made myself look like a fool on the ASP blog…I fear I must now commit suicide.
Oh dear me! Amazingsuperpowers made a comic that didn’t 100% co-relate to real life! Has this happened before?!? Is teenage pumkin head not a real person? Was truth serum a lie as well?!? And I suppose ghosts can’t drink beer after death either!
I can’t believe you two could lie and manipulate us like this. I am very ashamed.
Also roaches can’t really survive a nuclear bomb, while we’re on the subject.
Really? who complained about that? I would never complain about how comics are full of inaccurate, inconsistent information.
oh wait, I do that all the time. just not about ASP because it’s so awesome.
i totally used kurt kobains comic as proof thats how it actually happened.
you owe me a highschool diploma.
Lucky for you, I’m not using mine. You can have my college diploma, too, if you’d like.
Also, William Tell used a crossbow in the story. It’s been eating away at me for awhile but I couldn’t see anywere to bring it up.
Also fish aren’t depressed mine’s always dancing around and bobbing up and down, he loves it when I put potassium in his tank! Oh and I tested this one, fish don’t do well with drugs!
Still better than putting a brick of sodium in his tank.
Tony! I challenge the intention of that comment. I want you to mail me your high school and college diplomas.
Seriously. I’ll e-mail you my mailing address.
ATTN SIRS AND/OR MADAMS:
I have found a slight inaccuracy in #138, “Shampoo.” I understand that quality is your highest priority, which is why I have brought this particular error to your attention. The bargain bin moisturizer is not called “Dr. Poofinger’s” but rather “Dr. Bronner’s.” While the mistake is understandable, I’m afraid it is unexcusable. I trust that the necessary fixes will be made.
Sodium, yes i suppose fresh fish don’t like salt water much……………..damn. Well at least he’ll be seasoned!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oWCU2FXf2w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD85OUkEKKw
My name is Yon Yonson,
I work in Wisconsin,
I work in a lumbermill there.
The people I meet when I walk down the street,
They say, “What’s your name?”
And I say,
“My name is Yon Yonson,
I work in Wisconsin…”
BTW if you’re ever in Cody, Wyoming just ask for Wild Bob.
So it goes.
Oh Wes, your videos remind me of a simpler time… A time when we would ‘borrow’ dry-ice from a friend’s parent’s supermarket…
Sigh, it seems like yesterday.
Inaccuracies in your comics are acceptable to most of your three point two billion readers.
DeadMcMahon’s use of “unexcusable” is inexcusable.
Holy prairie squid, batman! is that the sacred Ikon I see adorning that man’s spaulder?
yo, i *gotta* have my slack.
You have just been upgraded from my “visit whenever I feel like” list to my “open with firefox” list. Congrats!
I would like to see a comic about Nixon’s failed ping pong coup d’eta
Also guys, wizards aren’t real, that’s another 10 points you’ve lost.
Seriously, if you keep this up I will taser you both.
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