We whipped up this comic after Wes was done battling 8-legged home invaders and Tony cleaned up all of the ranch dressing that he spilled on himself … in bed.
Oh god I just discovered the hidden comics and went through all of them over again. For those that don’t know just mouse over around the top right corner of the comic and a question should appear.
And I thought everything was automatically funny with in bed added to it. Figures.
Early this morning, the President, First Lady and their two children were assassinated …in bed. (See, even if you thought of a President you dislike, that’s just not funny.)
yeah, that backfired on me in college… I took a girl out on a first date, and things were going well…i figured I’d reached the point where I could risk a somewhat sassy joke that would (hopefully) make me look clever and funny…. so I asked, “Have you ever played the “bed” trick w/ fortune cookies?” she thought it was something dirty but was then relieved (and tittilated) to hear the explanation. we eagerly and lasciviously cracked open our cookies.
Hers read, “Don’t be afraid to dream” (well, duh, that’s where you do it…)
and mine was the ol, “You will sleep soundly tonight.”
there was no second date.
in an unrelated story, the oddest fortune i ever received read, “You laugh now, but wait ’til you get home.” For some reason, this scared the crap outta me….
My favorite fortune cookie I ever got has to be: “Trust him, but don’t take your eyes off him.”
Kind of weird when you’re at a Chinese buffet with all your friends who, after it’s been passed around, all look at you and say “Shhhh. Just trust me.”
*picks up a fortune cookie gets the paper inside while eating the cookie* Sleep in bed… Meh. *does the same thing on another fortune cookie* …in bed… on a bed… *gets another cookie and gets the paper* inside a bed… in a bed… Yo dawg, I heard you like beds.
Oh dang… those are some CRAZY cookies… probably made in GA.
Me and my wife play this game. I have had a few that made me sad like ” you will have a successful business” ..in bed.
Why does that make you sad?? Prostitution is a great money-maker!
hahaha awsome
I read these comics…
in bed
wow! me too beds FTW!
yeah ranch dressing…is that what you kids are calling it these days…tony you’re sick and need tube socks.
A most unusual signboard at the back.
how do i get to see the hidden frame?
there is a hidden question mark just off the right side of the panel
In the firsts panel the blonds hair looks like some sort of a bird.
You are right
My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid.
This fortune taped to my compy @ work:
Keep your expectations reasonable
…in bed.
sigh…
Oh god I just discovered the hidden comics and went through all of them over again. For those that don’t know just mouse over around the top right corner of the comic and a question should appear.
And I thought everything was automatically funny with in bed added to it. Figures.
Early this morning, the President, First Lady and their two children were assassinated …in bed. (See, even if you thought of a President you dislike, that’s just not funny.)
One time I got one that said “you will sleep well at night.”
the ugly chick always gets it the worst
… in bed… 😉
You will find new pleasures… in bed (actually happened)
love the alt-text as well 🙂
keep it up!
..in bed
I have this one tacked up on my board
Come back later
I am sleeping (yes cookies
need their sleep too)
and this one
you will get a great deal on a
major purchase
and this one
Now is the time to try
something new
IN BED!
“tighten the reins in your life for a secure ride”
…in bed
I didn’t know the chinese proverbs used cowboy references…
That fortune can be interpreted asexually?
I thought a saddle and reins were prerequisites for sex.
…I guess your mother and I are going to have to have an awkward conversation…
Ok. I’m freaked out.
This group of three females looks remarkably like my two roommates and I at Pei Wei’s in Denton, TX.
Tony, Wes, if you guys live near Denton… quit watching us eat Asian food.
so im assuming you and your roommates have no pupils?
Dont worry they know you like Indian food much more. Oh and I love your new hair.
Worst fortune I ever had for this game (true story):
“Men who love you will stand behind you… (in bed)”
I’m a dude.
Try to change your name
I once got a fortune that said “ask your mom”
what does it mean when a cookie is telling you off…?
I got the same one. I was wondering wtf was up with that.
Ask your mom in bed?
That’s just wrong!
I got this one not to long ago
“You Will be Suprised”
-in bed
kudos on the “marijuana” sign in the background
IT IS AN EXOTIC SPICE
I can’t get the secret comics anymore…do they no longer exist?
…In bed?
everything is going according to plan
In bed
Once I got two papers inside my cookie, and both were blank. D:
That seems sort of… ominous.
you will be blank… in bed
Fortune cookies were invented in America.
Hahahahahahahahaa love ‘in bed’ statements…
also i’m really impressed at the fact that the chinese words on the bg is correct. 🙂
ASIAN PRIIIIDE! D:
we played this ‘in bed’ game, and the worst fortune cookie read thusly:
“ideas are like your children. There are none so wonderful as your own” … in bed
I’m pretty tired and I think I’ll go to sleep now…in bed!
yeah, that backfired on me in college… I took a girl out on a first date, and things were going well…i figured I’d reached the point where I could risk a somewhat sassy joke that would (hopefully) make me look clever and funny…. so I asked, “Have you ever played the “bed” trick w/ fortune cookies?” she thought it was something dirty but was then relieved (and tittilated) to hear the explanation. we eagerly and lasciviously cracked open our cookies.
Hers read, “Don’t be afraid to dream” (well, duh, that’s where you do it…)
and mine was the ol, “You will sleep soundly tonight.”
there was no second date.
in an unrelated story, the oddest fortune i ever received read, “You laugh now, but wait ’til you get home.” For some reason, this scared the crap outta me….
Explore your feminine side
… in bed
You will amass a large fortune
… in bed
To hold the carrots??
I love how the chinese words in the background say “Marijuana” and “Vegetable”.
Is it just me, or is the bill/chopsticks floating and turning around randomly across the table?
nope, it’s just you. look at them in relation to blue shirt chick. they stay exactly where they are
o-o the worm just now was Data from Star Trek Next Generation O.o
i am shamed for recognizing him T^T
It’s usually funnier to add “except in bed” because who wants a positive fortune?
I’ve been doing that ever since I read it in a strip on XKCD. Now go through all these comments again doing that for another round of laughs. 🙂
Last time I got a fortune Cookie it said You will be surrounded by True Friends…. In Bed
My favorite fortune cookie I ever got has to be: “Trust him, but don’t take your eyes off him.”
Kind of weird when you’re at a Chinese buffet with all your friends who, after it’s been passed around, all look at you and say “Shhhh. Just trust me.”
Am I the only one that is seeing a correlation between “in bed” and “that’s what she said!”?
I just realized none of the characters in your comics have pupils.
And only three fingers! Kinda creeps me out, but still enjoy the comic
Hmmm…’ranch dressing’ lol
*picks up a fortune cookie gets the paper inside while eating the cookie* Sleep in bed… Meh. *does the same thing on another fortune cookie* …in bed… on a bed… *gets another cookie and gets the paper* inside a bed… in a bed… Yo dawg, I heard you like beds.