Today a comic spreads its leathery wings and softy flutters out into the world. This was able to happen despite Wes slowly mutating into a frog while Tony was off trying to destroy some pesky Death Stars.
I like that you follow your comment up with “dipshit”, as if:
a) young-earth, anti-evolution creationists (i.e. the ones who argue vehemwntly that the two concepts are mutually exclusive) aren’t the most vociferous demographic, and
b) knowing a lot about creationist views is a sign of intelligence, rather than a sign that you were bored and had too much time on the internet. Creationism isn’t an empirical perspective, nor is it particularly complicated. But the fact that it is uncomplicated shouldn’t necessitate anyone’s knowing or caring about it.
I feel far too much of this comic is based on a theory. Maybe next time you should do a comic about alternate theories as well. What if Jesus had intelligently designed the bear-bat one time when he was really high?
According to Walter Bishop, bats DNA is easily manipulated, in referance to genetic mutations. So that means this is possible, if the bear doesn’t sober up before he can mix the flavors of adaptation
I find this comic slightly unbelievable. I mean, who thinks there will still be forests in 1000 years? The Bearodactyl will obviously live underground.
I played Duck Hunter like a million times when I was a kid. I assumed all ducks were bulletproof… and that all dogs were giggling bastards who deserved to have their faces shot off.
Due to the standardization of scientific names (i.e. darned scientists, spoiling our fun), the ‘official’ name would be “Bearosaur” (Pterosauria Ursidae).
(But everybody would still call it a “Bearodactyl”because that’s WAY cooler!)
So, can anyone explain why we wear rings on our arms in the future? They don’t seem to serve any purpose, but any depiction of the future features shirts with weird rings.
In any case, I am going to have to find a new name. Now that Ed’s kicked the bucket, this is kind of tasteless.
Actually, Bearosaur would mean “Bear-Lizard,” while Bearodactyl would mean “Bear-finger.” It would have to be Pterobear (“winged Bear”). But your Latin classification is dead on.
Thanks for making me snort cheerios through my nose.
in class…..
😀
talk about bat crazy.
EVOLUTION IN PROCESS!!!!! TAKE THAT CREATIONIST
How do we know they weren’t created evolved? Besides… if they got sterile, how did the bat and the bear have babies?
It only affects the bears on the ground. Batbear doesn’t touch the ground.
But… How would the bear mate with the bat to create the batbear if the bears are sterile?
evolution could simply be a mechanism for creation…dipshit
I like that you follow your comment up with “dipshit”, as if:
a) young-earth, anti-evolution creationists (i.e. the ones who argue vehemwntly that the two concepts are mutually exclusive) aren’t the most vociferous demographic, and
b) knowing a lot about creationist views is a sign of intelligence, rather than a sign that you were bored and had too much time on the internet. Creationism isn’t an empirical perspective, nor is it particularly complicated. But the fact that it is uncomplicated shouldn’t necessitate anyone’s knowing or caring about it.
Where else would you snort cheerios through?
I actually was eating cheerios two days ago and laughed, ending with a cheerio lodged somewhere in my nasal cavity… 0.o
eww
HOLY CRAP! BEARODACTYL! YES! YES!
even better CRACKODACTYL!!!
Would the Latin name be Chiroptursa?
Win.
not as good as beartato.
I feel far too much of this comic is based on a theory. Maybe next time you should do a comic about alternate theories as well. What if Jesus had intelligently designed the bear-bat one time when he was really high?
Hehe, nice. Well done, mate!
hahahahahaha
Want to hold a PTA meeting over this comic strip?
In year 10 science class I made a presentation on genetic modification, one point I made was that merging bear and pterodactyl DNA would be awesome.
scary
Don’t miss this! Hover the mouse over the top right corner just outside the comic for a bonus comic.
all the comics have that…
well, most, actually
Old ones don’t.
According to Walter Bishop, bats DNA is easily manipulated, in referance to genetic mutations. So that means this is possible, if the bear doesn’t sober up before he can mix the flavors of adaptation
Great comic! Thanks!
The hidden comic was hilarious! 🙂 keep up the good work boys!
“Hey, did he say Rings are cool?” “No, he said they’re stupid.” “Cool!”
OH MY GOD THE HIDDEN COMIC….. Made me laugh….. 😉
I find this comic slightly unbelievable. I mean, who thinks there will still be forests in 1000 years? The Bearodactyl will obviously live underground.
who sayd thats a forest?
mankind has migrated into the armpit-hairs of giants by this time
Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the homer tax.
That’s the Homeowner’s Tax
I played Duck Hunter like a million times when I was a kid. I assumed all ducks were bulletproof… and that all dogs were giggling bastards who deserved to have their faces shot off.
Niiice! Hidden frame, now in Policolor! 😀
As for the “BEARODACTYL”… that would definitely make a good pet!
Due to the standardization of scientific names (i.e. darned scientists, spoiling our fun), the ‘official’ name would be “Bearosaur” (Pterosauria Ursidae).
(But everybody would still call it a “Bearodactyl”because that’s WAY cooler!)
So, can anyone explain why we wear rings on our arms in the future? They don’t seem to serve any purpose, but any depiction of the future features shirts with weird rings.
In any case, I am going to have to find a new name. Now that Ed’s kicked the bucket, this is kind of tasteless.
that’s not a human in the third panel…we’ll be extinct by then.
Have you never watched the Jetsons? Hover ring bracelets are all the rage in the future.
What the !!!!
Isn’t that the dream of any kid playin with toys dinosaurs?
BTW…how come I dont get the hidden comics anymore?
Did my Mozzy mutate while I was sleepin?
Actually, Bearosaur would mean “Bear-Lizard,” while Bearodactyl would mean “Bear-finger.” It would have to be Pterobear (“winged Bear”). But your Latin classification is dead on.
Pterobear sounds like a winner! Henceforth, I say we use either Pterobear or Bearodactyl.
Pterobearus bearodactyl will be this species name
Pterobear is my favorite Pokémon. It’s a Flying/Bear type.
…i think they’re the bat’s claws?
God Darn Bat-Bears… Hate em!
Amazing Super Powers is always a gem, but the hidden pic for this one is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
funny i like his powers
So……I guess because pterodactyles and bears both have legs they cancel each other out? …why doesn’t it have legs -_-
We can’t stay here, this here is bearat country…
Add the “bear” from the 1979 movie “Prophecy” into the genetic mix, and you’d have a real Pterror Bear.
It’s part bat. And bats have tiny feet/leg things. Look closer at the comic for the foot.
the hidden comic on this one made me lol beer out my nose… so goddamn worth it 🙂
Why is the bear the one with his nerves on the line? Either that bat is freaky, slutty or just plain ignorant.
oh yus. that WOULD be awesome.
…
i want one as a pet.
Rofl
How did you get it out?
Bulletproof duck… plz give me one!
Is this an “theoatmeal” reference?
No, that is most certainly Bearodactyl!
secret comic is bomb diggity
Best hidden comic!
… Bulletproof ducks. Amazing.
Definately the best hidden comic!!
In the future, everyone will be wearing tight purple pants!
Hidden comic ftw.
Life will find a way…
sounds about right
And the bulletproof dogs that laugh at u when u miss…