Whew! Tony became a railroad tycoon while Wes witnessed two people being stitched together, and somewhere in all of this a comic was made!
And alas! We are making you wait one more day for the ASP Contest winners! We are down to deciding between the best five and will announce them tomorrow!
haha love the “Okay, that seemed waaaay too easy” look on his face.
What do you expect?
Old fat dudes can’t fight very well…
Except Veteran-Sumos, never mess with a Veteran-Sumo
joker was fooled again
one more day, huh?
I am sending the joker to YOUR offices right now!
ps: GREAT comic! rofl
The Joker using a gun?
A wizard using a wand?
A doctor using a stethoscope?
Actually, that’s a speculum. Stay lay and you shouldn’t be hurt.
Thor God of Thunder using Mjolnir?
An x using a y?
A Chef using a spoon?
A junkie using a needle?
A comic using some ink?
only if you print it…
A prostitute using a condom?
really?
two camels using a tiny car?
R Kelly using a urine sample?
a fat guy using a fork?
George W Bush using a ‘little white lie’?
Man the hidden comic was awesome. Went somewhere I wasn’t expecting
If this incident teaches Joker anything, it’s that he needs to get a life outside of Batman.
Agreed. Also, Batman should spend less time inside Robin.
Brilliance
What is (B)? Is Batman registered as a Batocrat or a Batpublican? The public has a right to know!!!
That’s a Bat-copyright.
*right click* *save image as* *G: > My docs > my pics > favorite comics*
Secret comic is good social commentary. Also just plain hilarious.
It’s so like elections in Ukraine…
Good sir, the joker would never shoot batman if he found his true identity, instead he would most likely kill his friends and relatives. I have made a fixed version of your comic and used image shack to upload it.
http://img41.imageshack.us/i/20091019senatorbatman.png/
And now the embarrassment is your because your hidden comic doesn’t even make sense anymore.
but that’s just not funny anymore
TRUTH
srsly don’t try to outfunny the ASP masters
that’d be like a pissing contest with a skunk……
I believe this is the first time we have a colored secret comic. Or at least it’s the first time a see one.
Also, fuck you Tony and Wes. You should be done with the contest already. It’s not like you have any other lives outside of ASP, right?
Alright, the contest is over everyone:
NO ONE WINS.
ALSO ASP IS NOW A PHOTO JOURNAL OF TONY AND ME HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH ALL OF THE PRIZES.
SEE WHAT YOU DID?!
Loved the bailout reference
The mayor is #5 dad 😀 and the B should stand for “batman”…he’s a political party all his own 🙂
What is #5 dad?
Thats what his cup says…”#5 dad” the fathers here are getting progressivly worse as time goes on…
Who is the #1 dad?
Has there even been one?
Who’s laughing now? Eh?
I think half of that is the poorly writen first panel; but it might also be due to the fact that there is now NO PUNCHLINE!
*silently weeps*
NOOOO ADMIRAL YOU SUCK!!!
YOU BROKE IT!
a comic reference inside a comic? genius.
best ASP in a while
Bruc Wayne?
A senator using a lie?
no winner is better than one person winning
I haven’t been able to find the link to the secret comics lately. Not even on the old strips where it used to work. What am I doing wrong???
But the Joker only kills people in FUNNY ways!
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!
It doesn’t even say “BANG!”…
Is this the Dark Knight(08) or the Caped Crusader(66)?
The joker uses a gun ALOT.
haha owned!
WRITING WITH CAPS LOCK?
lmfao
Admiral care to send your home adress for the lynching party?
lol @ #5 dad
Admiral home address: Wayne Manor, Gothom City, NY 10021.
Well said, good sir. Well said.
Agreed
That’s awesome!
How does one view the secret comic each day?
I laughed until I pissed my pants..which sucked since I’m at work. Expect to hear from my lawyer.
Why is Senator Batman making orders as the President of the United States?
He can do anything he wants. Who’s going to mess with him?
Well the joker would….if he could only find him.
Why is Senator Batman making orders as the President of the United States?
Yo?
I dont know… Maybe the joker with a gun would mess with him.
Your mom with a strap-on?
Because he’s The Batman?
There’s a secret comic? How do I see it?
nice question mark at the end of the gun…
This is really funny, It seems I will spend all afternoon on this site.
Rorscach!worm!
Or it’s drawn in pen
Great, this is my first time in the site, hope everything’s as funny as this.
I beautiful woman using a foolish young man.
Nicely pointed out sir.
batman as president “first order of business bring me robin’s head.”
Oh, Batman gets all the Robin head he wants already.
How did he think anybody would fall for that? Wrong body type, obvious mustache… his face is the completely wrong shape.
Heck, the Joker looks more like Batman than Senator Bi–
OH MY GOD
This is by FAR the best one I have read. Awesomely original!
The Joker’s face is an upside-down alien with an axe wound in his forehead.
Which he survived.
Clearly he’s an antichrist. Let’s hope he doesn’t escape from the GIANT FREEKING BAT coming through the window.
I know how to read!
Does the Batman have a goatee for some kind of copyright reasons?