Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair,
shining gleaming steaming flaxen waxen.
Give me it down to there, hair,
shoulder length or longer, here, baby, there, mamma,
everywhere, daddy daddy hair!
Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair!
I can’t help hearing the guy’s dialogue in Conan O’Brien’s voice. (Though with less-stilted delivery.) This leads me to wonder whether either of them can get laid even if they successfully find someone who ordinarily has sex in exchange for money.
You should put a warning in your comics “Comics performed by trained professionals. Don’t try these at home or with anyone you might actually like.” :p
$15? shes AT LEAST worth 20… asshole..
Yeah! She BETTER buy the appetizer. You know, since he payed for dessert.
hehe i get what you did there 😉
hahahahah 15 bucks 😛
Whoo, 1/3, that’s awfully promising! 🙂
Dad by Day, Pimp by Night. He be working them suburban neighborhoods
The hair, the beautiful, glorious hair!
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair,
shining gleaming steaming flaxen waxen.
Give me it down to there, hair,
shoulder length or longer, here, baby, there, mamma,
everywhere, daddy daddy hair!
Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair!
Is that CoCo?
Ah, so now we know what he’s doing now after he was fired! He sent his body back to high school so he can molest teenage girls now!
ahahha good one.
first
missed it by nearly 2 HOURS!
Why the fuck if I click on your name I go to google Canada?
nuff said
I can’t help hearing the guy’s dialogue in Conan O’Brien’s voice. (Though with less-stilted delivery.) This leads me to wonder whether either of them can get laid even if they successfully find someone who ordinarily has sex in exchange for money.
Rofl. New favorite.
Hey Wes, how’d it taste?
Guy: Well how do you explain the prostitute at your house?
Girl: My sister!
Guy: What about the other fatter prostitute?
Girl: My mother!
Guy: And the piles of cocaine?
Girl: They like to party.
This would make a pretty sweet alternate secret comic. Props.
Fifteen bucks little man, Put that shit in my hand.
I the money doesn’t show you owe me owe me owe
my jungle love… OWE OWE OH!
With whose saggy bags, she’s only worth 10.
lol why was it her first to bring up the issue of ‘it’s insulting’ HAHA. more to it than meets eye
GO CONAN GET YOUR $15 BACK I BELIEVE IN YOU
Loved this one so much I’m commenting before i’ve even read the secret stuff.
They have Vortigaunt hands!
Guess the pimpdaddy makes her wear a banana on her head.
Yeah, my pimp at lets me out until at least 11:00.
You should put a warning in your comics “Comics performed by trained professionals. Don’t try these at home or with anyone you might actually like.” :p
ahahahaha u just got ripped off!!
Secret comic reminds me of Futurama, the episode with Miss Universe contest 🙂
Wow, I wasn’t aware Conan O’Brien was one of your characters.
Where do cumin seeds come from anyway?
Cumin plants.
Is that the same prostitute from the last comic?
Maybe she was just on-sale! Personally I like to spend time researching, comparing and contrasting the price vs quality of my prostitutes.
Who buys whores in a tux?
I would like my $15 back also.
If you think of her handband as a bald spot, the $15 is understandable.
Anyone else spot the banana, it was fairly obvious