Oh my god. I absolutely love the Paper boy reference. I used to play this game on my super Nintendo like every afternoon. Me and my friend would beep the beepy music. Its a same you didnt add in any jokes about the sewer monster’s though. Or the crazy drivers who seemed to floor the accelerator just to hit you.
with that game, you -have- to have casualities. With ghosts and zombies chasing you, not to mention dogs and guys throwing tires haphazardly into the street, it only seems natural to hit a woman sunbathing or a guy changing his oil so his car falls on his face from the jacks. All natural. Kill everyone you meet. Though there was a little potato-looking thing in a stroller that sped down the street you had to somehow stop with a news paper. I think it was a baby.
Something I can relate to.
Oh my god. I absolutely love the Paper boy reference. I used to play this game on my super Nintendo like every afternoon. Me and my friend would beep the beepy music. Its a same you didnt add in any jokes about the sewer monster’s though. Or the crazy drivers who seemed to floor the accelerator just to hit you.
my friend Andrew played that game. that’s it.
WHO ARE YOU!?
fuuuuuuuuu~
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
ck
in’ hell
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
“F”, and might I add, “UUUUUUUUUUUUU”
sad part is, hidden comic is totally realistic. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Mass Casulaties along with 25 to life, yet he still dlivers papers?
oh my gosh. thank you for opening my eyes to that … so this means i need a little of 50 years to life in jail … ohh darn.
with that game, you -have- to have casualities. With ghosts and zombies chasing you, not to mention dogs and guys throwing tires haphazardly into the street, it only seems natural to hit a woman sunbathing or a guy changing his oil so his car falls on his face from the jacks. All natural. Kill everyone you meet. Though there was a little potato-looking thing in a stroller that sped down the street you had to somehow stop with a news paper. I think it was a baby.
His parents got 25 to life I believe.
FUUUUUUUU-
“windows, hearts were broken when a routine paper mission went horribly awry” I love you Wes and Tony.
Yes NickelBackistheworstbandever, you should TM. that!!
Hidden comic, perfect win.
he broke my heart when he stopped delivering papers 🙁
HE broke my heart! by throwing news papers when i was having heart surgery!
ZING!
hahaha oh man. Seriously I dont know what I would do without these on my monday/thurs mornings.
I’M reading it.
25 to life, wow
HA the secret comment “FUUUUU-“
Vintage ASP.
It wasn’t even the punchline that got me, it was the text in the newspaper article that did. Well done on this one.
I had a paper rout when i was a kid. i had to go to 2000 houses- or two dumpsters
The hidden comic shows the reason why you never criticize the paper boy. You don’t get the paper, and you can’t read the comics.