While we’re on the topic of “Best bank Robberies” I vote for the Joker’s bank robbery from “The Dark Knight”. He makes people hold grenades so they can’t do anything.
No way, that’s what makes the comic! It’s dark humor that we can all relate with to some degree, and being able to be open is the blessing of and open and supportive society.
I’m sure multiple movie bank-robbers have similar statements, but I’m also sure that the text used here is the exact wording used in Heat (except changed to 1st person singular instead of plural (and the poop)).
Is it sad that I sat here and tried to come up with something witty to say so that people would click on my name and go to my website? I don’t care. I did it, but then I didn’t come up with anything.
Took me a day, but I have now officially read every single comic on this site, hidden and all..wth am I doing with my life?
-thats why I keep the gun under the OTHER sink
I like how the bank manager looks like he’s rocking out. Also the gun-fingers-to-head of the papa. It’s little things like that which make this comic so great.
…while Wes put together the cheeseboard and cackled.
“Gouda and Camembert? Oh they won’t be expecting that, WILL THEY? And not with the WATER CRACKERS! Eee hee hee heee!”
Best bank robber ever. Nobody would convict a baby!
…maybe Texas
texas would also sue mcdonalds despite the fact everyone in texas eats there
Which is why we texans are safe from marauding babies
Texas would. Just try and see!
If the baby survived the shootout.
While we’re on the topic of “Best bank Robberies” I vote for the Joker’s bank robbery from “The Dark Knight”. He makes people hold grenades so they can’t do anything.
that is also a movie.
How come the banks people rob from in movies and such are classy? Would a person never rob a Chase?
I would, those are some pretty nice banks.
And this is why I love your webcomic.
Depressing rollover text?
No way, that’s what makes the comic! It’s dark humor that we can all relate with to some degree, and being able to be open is the blessing of and open and supportive society.
This is a helluva PSA
ZOMG FIRST!@!! …. Sorry, I’ve always wanted to say that 😛 But yeah, that is officially the most hardcore baby I’ve ever seen.
*Snicker* He thinks he’s first…
That’s what happens when you trust what your girlfriend tells you
Zing!
clearly you’ve never posted an ASP comment. It’s okay everyone thinks they’re first until they figure out comment moderation
“Don’t try and be AN hero”
“Especially you, Dad.”
Hidden comic… I get the reference and know I’ve seen the movie but can’t remember which it is…. halp?
That movie would be Heat with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro, my good chap. Good movie, too.
Hehehe…good chap
Heat, I think. Robert de Niro?
The hidden comic is from the movie “Heat”
There was a similar line of dialogue in Public Enemies but I think its a reference to a Dillenger quote. Not sure though 🙂
Public Enemies. The one with Johnny Depp as John Dillinger. True story.
I’d halp you if I knew what halping was.
According to the highest rated definition from Urban Dictionary:
HALP
[halp]
–verb
1) Help.
–interjection
1) Favorite word of Code Zero, used when he is in distress.
—Usage note
1) HALP! How do I surf the net!?
2) Aarun: dood rawns not gona do bootz no moer
Code Zero: lol HALP!
No halp me!
I thought it was from the movie Bandits, but really they probably say that in more than one bank heist movie
I’m sure multiple movie bank-robbers have similar statements, but I’m also sure that the text used here is the exact wording used in Heat (except changed to 1st person singular instead of plural (and the poop)).
I want a scarf that says Scarfin’
ASP, you have been informed.
The people want scarfs.
Yep.
Seriously, guys. I think she’s making it for me though.
Guy, go home and check your mailbox. 🙂
Agree’d, would pay infinite dollars for a Scarfin’ scarf.
Awesome. I seriously JUST rewatched Heat the other day.
What’s with the devil horns? Is the baby rocking heavy metal as a background ambiance?
Apparently you never noticed that almost everyone in the ASP world only has two fingers and a thumb on each hand.
“They call me…’Danny Two-Toes’ ”
Also, tie with wife-beater. Best. combination. ever.
Don’t forget the boxers.
This may be one of the funniest ASP comics I’ve seen in a long time. Excellent work.
Is it sad that I sat here and tried to come up with something witty to say so that people would click on my name and go to my website? I don’t care. I did it, but then I didn’t come up with anything.
Took me a day, but I have now officially read every single comic on this site, hidden and all..wth am I doing with my life?
-thats why I keep the gun under the OTHER sink
I like how the bank manager looks like he’s rocking out. Also the gun-fingers-to-head of the papa. It’s little things like that which make this comic so great.
those bank employees are ROCKING OUT
\m/,
is that a VIP hostage there behind the velvet rope?
Those bank peoples are rocking out..
…while Wes put together the cheeseboard and cackled.
“Gouda and Camembert? Oh they won’t be expecting that, WILL THEY? And not with the WATER CRACKERS! Eee hee hee heee!”
Why do they have only 3 fingers?
Many reasons, many of the quite repellent.
why is this guy wearing a tie with boxers and a sleavless shirt on??? i’m pretty sure those clash!!
The real baby face nelson
Pupils in glasses.
She shouldn’t put it under the sink. 😛 very unsafe for the gun.
i am as emty as the father is, i sure hope the mony gives me a refill
you guys have a great thing goin’ here.
lol i thought that the bank was giving rock on hand signs
The pop up comment fits my life, thanks
Father shouldn’t be so indecisive… “thinking about MAYBE…” Grow a set like your kid and either make a poopy or get off the training potty!
oh, its not his kid
Found it! All by my lonesome too. Today is a good day.
EVERYONE!
Put your rock-on signs up!
His tie should have been a noose around his neck with broken end on it… Great strip 🙂
the scarf says “scarfin”
Ha, except for the last bit, they used that line in Supernatural
Look out everyone! It’s Diaper Dan!