Not all jokes are puns. This here is situational comedy. The
Fact that there is a blind cook is funny, because he most likely would be unable to peform the tasks at hand on a regular basis. Also most resturants have more than one cook
hmm… so yea didn’t like the background color for this comic. Too bright for my tastes. Loved the joke regardless though, which i suppose is all that matters. Don’t hate my constructive criticism. *sniff*
hmmm, first ASP comic I don’t like. Misc. Dude #647 explains why this is a joke, which is also why it isn’t really funny – because blind people are perfectly capable of cooking, in actual fact. A restaurant kitchen is probably not a good idea due to safety issues, and probably needing to cook fast, but not impossible enough to be funny.
That dog is PISSED
Heh, that’s what I was going to say.
That dog doesn’t take kindly to getting his dishes criticized.
I approve.
How do you half drop a pancake?
You drop it, but then swoop down and catch it before it has entirely hit the floor.
Like a ninja.
Half assedly?
The only thing that’s ‘over easy’ here is that argument.
a tip o’ the hat to your wit, good sir.
LOL
first to say first!
We are all SO proud of you.
Proud enough to have a bumper stick to display that you are the proud uh… acquaintance of them?
When i comment here, it makes a perfect pyramid. Symmetrical on both sides. From LOLking to Batmanuel
I’m proud of you for being proud of him.
I applaud thee, Sire
The dog is making the eyes the blind chef would have made.
Gosh darnit, this always happens to me.
That’s not funny. My parents were killed by a blind person.
i BET they didn’t SEE that coming!!
That’s not funny. My parents were killed by a gambler.
This whole comment stream would be entirely awkward if it turned out everyone was telling the truth, huh?
That must have been one BALLSY gamble!
That’s not funny. My parents were killed by a gut with one ball (testicle)
Well that was UNLUCKY for them!!
i bet they werent happy.
Huh, what are the chances of that?
That’s not funny, my parents were killed by parents.
What are the Odds!!
I got the feeling this is based on a real dish Wes or Tony ate
Does that mean there’s a hairy dog in the kitchen, where all the food is made?
But it’s a guide dog! So that makes it okay! Are you questioning blind people’s need for guide dogs?!
Yes, yes he is. Guide dog hair in food is much better than regular dog hair in food.
No, I’m questioning guide dogs’ need for blind people. They really get in the way when you’re making food.
Might be a Chinese restaurant
Bahaha, so cynical, so awesome
I’m blind, and I find this comic offensive!
…wait…
still waiting.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Any chef worth his salt should be able to flip an egg blindfolded, let alone a guy who’s used to doing everything without being able to see.
Alternate Comic: Pane 1, 2 and 3 are the same, but the chef is Michael J Fox
This is the first time i don’t get the joke. I can’t see where the pun is. 🙁
Not all jokes are puns. This here is situational comedy. The
Fact that there is a blind cook is funny, because he most likely would be unable to peform the tasks at hand on a regular basis. Also most resturants have more than one cook
Restaurants that have only one cook might mean that the rest were eaten.
is that a female dog?
Really? Rippin my name off much >.> haha.
… Lots of shell, please.
Little does he know that’s not the chef just a blind guy dressed as a chef.
He could also be the ‘Internet Guy’:
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2009/11/waste/
hmmmmmmm sounds like my dinner last night.
also wouldn’t it be funny if the dog was deaf.
I would watch that sitcom!
hmm… so yea didn’t like the background color for this comic. Too bright for my tastes. Loved the joke regardless though, which i suppose is all that matters. Don’t hate my constructive criticism. *sniff*
I bet the dog makes a mean egg sandwich.
hmmm, first ASP comic I don’t like. Misc. Dude #647 explains why this is a joke, which is also why it isn’t really funny – because blind people are perfectly capable of cooking, in actual fact. A restaurant kitchen is probably not a good idea due to safety issues, and probably needing to cook fast, but not impossible enough to be funny.