Mailman: Is there anything hazardous, fragile or perishable in this container, mam?
SheWolf: Yes, yes there is.
Mailman: Alright then. He’ll get it by monday.
I already checked. None of the major retailers accept mutilated lagomorphs as legal tender. He’ll have to resort to selling it to Patches Barfjacket the local drifter if he wants to get anything for it.
Wolves named Howard and Ethel? Now that’s classy.
I bet you could say ….
he’s quite the Teen Wolf!
No,no you could not.
nice, but it’s dead, surely she should be teaching him how to kill on his own?
Not if she’s sent it in a care package, it’s like home baked wolf cookies
That’s some huge phone? So is Amazing Super Powers really set in the 90’s?
Have you seen the cops?
Actually makes perfect sense :O
Nice cellular phone
Smothered by wolves, smothered in flavour.
Hey it’s the the wolf in the man it’s the man in the wolf…!
Trade you for a bag of grapes.
Trade away four rabbit’s feet! Nuh uh.
I enjoy how daddy wolf pretends to read despite the absence of any writing on that paper… probably an excuse to ignore the wife. Wolf boss
Don’t be silly, wolves can’t read
Hidden comic is accurate.
I so hope that hidden comic was a “Rocko’s Modern Life”-reference!
Oh, she’s just like my mother. Even though my mothers fur is a little darker…
And howls a lot louder.
Oi. I just invented a “yo momma wolf” maternal canine insult.
Umm…
This comic strip blows, that guy doesn’t even look quarter wolf!
Must be adopted.
Raised by wolves doesn’t mean he is a wolf
I have been raised by turtles and I never get packages with dead animals 🙁
should’ve used snail mail instead. i hear it’s a wee bit faster.
Oh? I was Trampled by turtles…
At least his parents sent him a dead rabbit. All I ever got was candy and gift cards for Penny’s.
Sums up my weekend, including the dead rabbit.
Stop bite-ing my ass mom!
How did she answer when they asked her if there were anything hazardous, fragile or perishable inside?
Mailman: Is there anything hazardous, fragile or perishable in this container, mam?
SheWolf: Yes, yes there is.
Mailman: Alright then. He’ll get it by monday.
A she-wolf with pearls. Beautiful.
That guy should really watch where he lays that rabbit. Blood stains are so hard to get out of clothes.
I already checked. None of the major retailers accept mutilated lagomorphs as legal tender. He’ll have to resort to selling it to Patches Barfjacket the local drifter if he wants to get anything for it.
Oh my god, I want to make a Roman reference. It will make me look smart.
Guess you’re not a Vulpes velox, huh? Oh, wait…
I think you got some Far Side in my ASP!
Seriously…this comic is the best thing out there.
hahaha