How could you possible know? You’re just a nerd reporter who’s always hiding while exciting and dangerous stuff happens around him. You four-eyed loser.
You should never wear your favourite clothes to a nuclear explosion. If they don’t get vaporized, they could get full of gamma rays, become super intelligent and lead a pants revolution.
It happened in Scotland, that’s why they made kilts.
Hes not invulnerable… he’s just leeching off me… no wonder I am having problems…
No matter how much I try to help myself and extend my life I just get sickker, no matter what pills I take to treat it I get new problems with the side effects, and I dropped a needle when I was sewing my pants and it stuck in my leg and wouldn’t stop bleeding for half an hour….
and as for the hidden comic I havent’ been able to fly unassisted in days…
best origin story ever
So this doesn’t just happen to me?!
I know what that’s like…
How could you possible know? You’re just a nerd reporter who’s always hiding while exciting and dangerous stuff happens around him. You four-eyed loser.
Jesus, Mr. Rogers has really gone downhill since when I watched him
Well, there goes the neighborhood
Having four eyes is pretty awesome though.
Hahah man that’s genious
The best part is that his friend doesn’t even freak out about the suicide attempts.
Maybe the reason why he cant die is that he doesnt have a neck just sayin
Sounds like he’s got some kind of amazing super powers.
nice!!
Oh-ho! I see what you did there.
zing!
HA! I see what you did there!
I lol’d at the hidden comic 😀
Wow, all these semi-depressing comics and now one about suicide. Dark humor, gentlemen, dark humor.
The worst was when I tried to vaporize myself in a nuclear explosion. All that I accomplished was destroying my favorite pair of pants.
You should never wear your favourite clothes to a nuclear explosion. If they don’t get vaporized, they could get full of gamma rays, become super intelligent and lead a pants revolution.
It happened in Scotland, that’s why they made kilts.
I’m not sure if the pants revolution is real, but I can confirm my pants are revolting.
The worst part of not knowing whether you’re going to die or not
is that it might not be in the clothes you like
Nice biography gentleman. How did you learn the facts of my life?
best one in a while (though I shouldn’t be laughing at suicide)
You’re laughing at attempted suicide…He failed miserably just like he does at life. It must suck to be a complete failure.
I love this.
Hes not invulnerable… he’s just leeching off me… no wonder I am having problems…
No matter how much I try to help myself and extend my life I just get sickker, no matter what pills I take to treat it I get new problems with the side effects, and I dropped a needle when I was sewing my pants and it stuck in my leg and wouldn’t stop bleeding for half an hour….
and as for the hidden comic I havent’ been able to fly unassisted in days…
“I stabbed myself with a kryptonite dagger, but it just shattered into pieces. FML”
i havent really been laughing lately at these comics, but this one seriously made me laugh for almost a minute. Nice!!! 🙂
Superman finally understands why it’s important to spend lots of quality time at his Fortress of Solitude…
He should get his own brief spin-off
Hmm, I wonder who would be worse, this guy or Hancock