It’s Leap Day, which means that this lazily revolving planet has given all of us an extra day to look in the mirror and frown. Give yourself a break and check out a new gif at Boat Crime.
Everyone knows horrendously overweight people lack a soul and lack a working pain-center because their body always aches…
This is what keeps childbirth death rate up in the 20th century.
What a shit day she had.
Party pooper.
Guess you could say… *puts on sunglasses*
He felt like shit.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEA- oh wait. ****.
It was when he got stuck to the plunger that she got really suspicious…
BEST ALT TEXT EVER. I want a novel series about them.
Fuck anatomy, you’ve got jokes to make.
Everyone knows horrendously overweight people lack a soul and lack a working pain-center because their body always aches…
This is what keeps childbirth death rate up in the 20th century.
That’s not funny, my family died that way.
Drano?
Getting flushed down the toilet, or giving birth on it?
Bowl overflowed and everyone drowned?
This made me so Happy I almost pushed out a fetus in my pants. Almost…
The hidden comic is always the funniest.
OMG a poop joke!! Im seriously laughing as loud I get, I will forever now remember his story!
and to top this off, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if that actually happened someplace 😛
The exact same thing happened for real to one of my neighbor…
This comic awesomed my day up awesomely.
I can hear his tone of voice in the last panel. Great facial expression
The shitty part is that he believes that story.
poop joke is best joke
shutur face
I feel like shit too…..warm and squishy.