Use only as intended. Side affects may include: delayed weight gain, explosive urinary tract infection, lack of dates, underarm acne and fluctuating self esteem.
It would be nice if dieting worked like this: diet for a month or so, and BANG, ten pounds off. It’s a bit discouraging to weigh oneself daily and wonder if it’s just statistical fluctuations or that you haven’t gone to the bathroom.
At least now all his friends know who to call when they need to move.
I will not make a comment about being first.
I will not make a comment about being a complete fail.
Use only as intended. Side affects may include: delayed weight gain, explosive urinary tract infection, lack of dates, underarm acne and fluctuating self esteem.
The shock on his face haha XD
Drugs is a serious business, but I find it more important right now to state that I’m first.
I’m sitting here looking at this comic and all I can think is “Who the hell would wear pink/purple pants and a teal polo”
The guy on the right’s toupee looks like crap… Literally
It would be nice if dieting worked like this: diet for a month or so, and BANG, ten pounds off. It’s a bit discouraging to weigh oneself daily and wonder if it’s just statistical fluctuations or that you haven’t gone to the bathroom.
^Is what’s going to happen when all that brownies decide to come out at once.
He should watch out, those laxatives he took in ’09 could kick in any moment now.
This comic made me laugh, and I needed that.
Wow, that is exactly how it happened to me, suddenly +40kg
AKA “The turning thirty syndrome”.
I turn thirty next month. Thanks for that! Made me nervous now. I hope I don’t catch it….it sounds contagious.
… The guy on the right’s hair looks like a turd.
Hahaha, Anti-Hulk. Purple pants were a nice touch *hat doff*
The Incredible-in-a-different-way Hulk.
“Whatever you do, don’t mix these brownies with alcohol”
“Why?”
“You won’t metabolize them as well. Also, it will all go to your gut”
Don’t make me hungry, you wouldn’t like me when I am hungry…
Holy shit, Wes and Tony are avid simmers!