Sounda like he is getting his daily recommended amount of spiders, but he appears to have a beetle deficiency. I’d recommend he eats some Screeching Beetles to fill that dietary gap.
“If you’re thirsty, I packed a bottle of my own urine-”
“Gross! Pull over, I’m walking home”
“No, you didn’t let me finish! I packed a bottle of YOUR urine for you.”
Awkward bike ride is awkward. And the rider, too.
What? Why would it be awkward? You DON’T eat bugs?
“Also, ate a couple bats”
“Wait a minute – BATS AREN’T BUGS!”
Is that a reference to Calvin and Hobbes or Ozzy Osbourne?
Calvin and Hobbes. I remember it well.
Survivor man on a road trip! How wonderful!
Sounda like he is getting his daily recommended amount of spiders, but he appears to have a beetle deficiency. I’d recommend he eats some Screeching Beetles to fill that dietary gap.
It’s Renfield’s descendent!
“Just wait and see what’s for desert when we get to the beach.”
hahaha i bet hes going to eat a drachila
What an odd color for a motorcycle.
It’s Bear Grylls!
“If you’re thirsty, I packed a bottle of my own urine-”
“Gross! Pull over, I’m walking home”
“No, you didn’t let me finish! I packed a bottle of YOUR urine for you.”
Well, if they were following the rules and wearing helmets, she could have remained ignorant of this eating hobby. Tsk tsk.
Rebel without a cause.. for appetite.
What is this? He didn’t offer any to his lady friend? This man needs to learn manners.
How are all your characters so smooth?
You must be one hell of a player.
DONT YOU DARE COMPLIMENT THEM! It only makes them more powerful!