You can tell they’re passive-aggressive simply because the thief asked for the VCR, a completely worthless thing to steal now. And the guy probably doesn’t even own a VCR anymore.
Perhaps if he leaves his passive-aggressive Voice Controlled Robot on the front porch then the local thieves will learn not to steal stuff from that address.
Whoa whoa
hold on one second there
I don’t think recyclable paper cups exist.
they’re covered in wax that makes them waterproof, rendering them unrecyclable. Get it straight guys. And use styrofoam cups. Sure they use oil and stuff, but that wax covering on paper cups uses MORE oil, and styrofoam doesn’t use ANY wood at all. They’re cheaper and better in every way. If you need tons of cheap disposable cups, there is no alternative to styrofoam.
Sources: this is like the only useful thing I’ve learned in college so far….
VCR? You can have it.
Can I really? Thanks.
Now look for cheap VCR porn.
Who still uses a VCR?
Isn’t the comic set in ’95, though?
You can tell they’re passive-aggressive simply because the thief asked for the VCR, a completely worthless thing to steal now. And the guy probably doesn’t even own a VCR anymore.
Amazing Super Powers is set in the 90’s. Not sure why but it is.
Who says he’s going to steal it?
Next morning the VCR will still be there, but inside will be a few recorded episodes of Captain Planet
You know, if I knew a vast majority of the comments were going to be about VCRs, I would’ve changed my joke.
Another great alt to the comic.
Nice job as usual.
Nothing is as good as a good VCR joke!
He’s saying that because tomorrow is “old electronics pickup day” and he knows dude’s gonna just throw it out into the river
VCR because this comic is set in the 90’s. Very valuable, back then.
Perhaps if he leaves his passive-aggressive Voice Controlled Robot on the front porch then the local thieves will learn not to steal stuff from that address.
Whoa whoa
hold on one second there
I don’t think recyclable paper cups exist.
they’re covered in wax that makes them waterproof, rendering them unrecyclable. Get it straight guys. And use styrofoam cups. Sure they use oil and stuff, but that wax covering on paper cups uses MORE oil, and styrofoam doesn’t use ANY wood at all. They’re cheaper and better in every way. If you need tons of cheap disposable cups, there is no alternative to styrofoam.
Sources: this is like the only useful thing I’ve learned in college so far….
Actual sources: Paper Versus Polystyrene : A Complex Choice by Martin B Hocking, published in Science magazine in vol 251 no 4993 feb 1 1991 p 504-505
nice joke by the way
#Shitnobodycaresaboutever
Maybe they have a 15 year-old queue of comics that they’re slowly catching up on posting.
Sounds like most neighborhood watches I know.
VCR… oh, now I get it.
no! not my VCR!
That’s how all the crime in Canada is committed.
What VCR?
Wait…the comic is set in the 90’s? Where is this stated?
What is a VCR?
Thumbs up if you read the hidden comic in Bill Lumbergh’s voice.
+1 if you know where the thumbs up button is.
greeeat.