I don’t think they let you go from white belt directly to black belt. I think you have to begin by first running away from fights, then skipping classes, and finally by preemptively assassinating all your enemies, before they award you the couch, TV and an unlimited supply of chips.
Oh my god… I know Karate!I’m a badass!
Unfortunately, his refusal to leave the house eventually led to his wife beating the crap out of him.
Karate Kid is where I learned all my moves. Despite never seeing it.
Also, having that much chest hair is probably a necessity of being a true master. I mean, I feel like a master, myself.
The chest hair combined with the ‘Chester the molester’ mustache make for a truly magnificent hair fu
That sums up my general attitude towards life.
So you avoid living in the first place?
Finally, a champion we can all relate to!
You have learnt wisely, Lazysan.
First webcomic in a good while to make me legitimately laugh out loud.
The only enemy he couldn’t defeat was heart disease.
The Enemy Within
Holy shit that’s a lot of chest hair.
I don’t think they let you go from white belt directly to black belt. I think you have to begin by first running away from fights, then skipping classes, and finally by preemptively assassinating all your enemies, before they award you the couch, TV and an unlimited supply of chips.
Yeah, he’s a cheater alright, but a black belt master cheater.
Ah, Frank! We’ve missed you.
Or I have, anyhow.
He may not be the hero we all want, but he is the hero we all need!
The apprentice becomes the master! …After Glee.