Here’s a comic, for your immense viewing pleasure. Also, in case you haven’t heard, our buddy Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics is doing a Kickstarter and it’s really cool! We’ll be illustrating one of the pages in it which is nothing short of an Honor, considering the staggering flood of talent that’s going to be overflowing that thing!
Ok, but what does “Scroll Lock” do?!
As someone who likes to tell people about shortcut keys, I vow for now on to include Biblical plagues in my instructions.
i thought that was alt+f4
Just mash F1 and sell it to a blood bank, boom insta-millionaire!
Don’t forget your bucket.
How many of my brothers did i kill to refresh the browser? D;
Dad just deleted all the porn
Noooo! NOt the pp… irk…
Hehehe. What do F11 and F12 do?
Click. Click. Neeeaaat!
F11 causes a global flood and F12 triggers an intrapersonal simulation of the End of Days.
Makes sense that F5 would be “refresh” aka the flood.
f5 is livestock killed
I have an “F19” key at the top right on my keyboard! What verse of Revelations does that invoke?
F13 and up are apocrypha – they correspond to verses of the Apocalypse of Thomas (Apocalypse of Daniel in Linux and OSX).
I strongly recommend NEVER pressing F18 if you have a spreadsheet open, no matter what your OS is.
f10 on my a Mac keyboard is also mute, so fitting.
What would’ve subtly improved the joke would be if he had a younger child who stayed alive to witness the last panel/
If only he’d included instruction for CTRL+Z, presto, he’d be alive again!
My Catholic Grade School education finally pays off… He hit F9 !
Not quite..
He hit f10..
Awkward.