Last time we’ll mention this here, but shipping deadlines are whooshing by if you were interested in picking up some ASP merch before Christmas/The End of the World, whichever you choose to believe in more.
Ohhh okay lookatyou mistre bigguy! what im not one of you gusy anymore huh?? FUCK you man i know youd turn on me but issokay, i sitlll have my real fam.
I bet it was their news helicopter, how else does it explain how fast they’re on the scene?
I’m surprised he was able to get on scene before the police even arrived.
ASP police?
Reporter, you just blew his mind. Thoughts?
“Been exploded?”
What School of Journalism did he attend?
Probably Fox Academy, LOL!! Amirite, guys??! Haha.
– Jim
Fuck did I reply with my primary account? Damn.
– Jim
Jim… you alright, buddy? Want me to head over? Please drink some water, man.
While we appreciate your loyalty, we frown upon such acts, Jim. It reflects poorly on us.
Ohhh okay lookatyou mistre bigguy! what im not one of you gusy anymore huh?? FUCK you man i know youd turn on me but issokay, i sitlll have my real fam.
Walmart baby! PS I love you son!
WALMART 4 LYFE!!!! I LUV U 2 DAD
What. The fuck.
Oh, that’s simple.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
There.
Scratch one news chopper.
Why no short?
First season of the animated shorts is over.
It’s one of them new, fang-dangled super-shorts.
Only 4 frames long.
And each frame is displayed individually for easier comprehension.
And the fourth frame is a secret.
Shh!