AmazingSuperPowers: Webcomic at the Speed of Light

Discussion (23) ¬

1. Charles

   March 1, 2013 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

   Was trying to read the service provider on that iPhone. Does that say “Butts”?
2. someboddy

   March 1, 2013 at 9:33 am | # | Reply

   The offer might still be standing, but the body must be cold by now…

   • Getorix

     March 1, 2013 at 3:16 pm | # | Reply

     Hotplate :).
3. Zen

   March 1, 2013 at 9:46 am | # | Reply

   Maybe he wanted, subconsciously or not, to have sex with her after she dies.
4. Michael Corley

   March 1, 2013 at 10:32 am | # | Reply

   A man of convictions!
5. Salama

   March 1, 2013 at 11:00 am | # | Reply

   Necrophilia!!
6. Ocelot Wreak

   March 1, 2013 at 11:30 am | # | Reply

   I think the “Three Second Rule” trumps the “Three Day Rule” in situations like this.
7. donaq

   March 1, 2013 at 11:52 am | # | Reply

   I am soooo in. *waits for rest of life*
8. Silvermaille

   March 1, 2013 at 3:11 pm | # | Reply

   not too funny this time that actually happened to a friend he got a text like that and went over to her house to find an ambulance taking her to the hospital and then she was declared dead

   • Transhumanist

     March 2, 2013 at 9:22 am | # | Reply

     I think that makes it even funnier.
   • Anonymous

     March 2, 2013 at 2:44 pm | # | Reply

     SHIT HE’S RIGHT THIS ISN’T FUNNY AT ALL
   • Joathanfo

     March 3, 2013 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

     You must be really f**king fun at parties.
   • wooster

     March 3, 2013 at 3:11 am | # | Reply

     I apologize on behalf of Tony and Wes for not considering your personal situation when creating this comic.
   • insomniacKoala

     March 3, 2013 at 2:08 pm | # | Reply

     It is still funny, just not to you.
9. Adam

   March 1, 2013 at 3:12 pm | # | Reply

   Has no one noticed that he’s not using a giant 90’s phone? What happened to the ASP world?

   • Excellent Adventurer Guy

     March 5, 2013 at 8:17 am | # | Reply

     They’re time-travellers. How else is he going to be able to hook up with her?
10. Steffen

    March 1, 2013 at 3:44 pm | # | Reply

    I may never have laughed so hard before! Love it!
11. Prince-o Fresco

    March 1, 2013 at 6:31 pm | # | Reply

    really thought the hidden comic was going to necrophilic
12. Erika Hammerschmidt

    March 1, 2013 at 7:46 pm | # | Reply

    Even if I’d responded to that message right away, I still would’ve said “Depends on what you’re dying of.”
13. SilvermailleVersion2.0

    March 2, 2013 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

    sorry Silvermaille, but I do indeed find that quite humorous.
14. Tesla Jr.

    March 2, 2013 at 8:19 pm | # | Reply

    Necrophilia, one of many things on the “Not OK list.” Cannibalism… not okay. Incest… not okay. Lots more to add to it but not enough room. Probably the worst is a combination of the three. Incestual, cannibalistic necrophilia! O_O DEFINITELY NOT OKAY!
15. Chuck

    March 3, 2013 at 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    ^ Sorry that they didn’t take into account that incredibly bizarre and specific real-life situation that happened to your friend.
16. Cuz I'm Joe

    March 4, 2013 at 7:34 am | # | Reply

    Maybe she has a sister who is into grief sex