. . . wither and die in the cold winter darkness as we all will someday. (I know you were going to say some variation of ‘leaf’, but I felt like depressing everyone).
It just occurred to me that the WPP is probably the best way to skip out on your debts. Thanks guys! I’ll put a few dozen copies of your book on my card before I head down town and start squealling.
Commense operation ‘Woodpecker’
The hidden comic was gold
Made someone gold.
Hah! It says no comments, but I AINT FALLING FOR IT!
Not first.
If a tree falls in the forest, will anybody be around to find his body?
Damn it – you took my joke!
Is maggots anybody?
Well that’s good camo for now, but what happens when he looses his leaves in the fall?
Then he’ll make like a tree and…
. . . wither and die in the cold winter darkness as we all will someday. (I know you were going to say some variation of ‘leaf’, but I felt like depressing everyone).
Every tree in that forest is a witness in a tree suit. None of them ever speak to the others for fear of blowing their cover.
Treehugging just got real.
I, in my infinite curiosity, looked at the last box first and thought that this comic was going to be about dendrophilia…
thanks for the sequester
theres a squirrel wife and nuts, i know there’s a joke in there somewhere
Squirrel/tree romance? That’s just sick. At least a squirrel and a human are members of the same kingdom.
If conditions don’t improve, I am going to leave this program
Now I am imagining a wise guy with an Italian accent testifying: “I cannot tell a lie, it wasn’t me who chopped down that only witness”
If a disguised witness falls in the forest, does he make a sound?
It just occurred to me that the WPP is probably the best way to skip out on your debts. Thanks guys! I’ll put a few dozen copies of your book on my card before I head down town and start squealling.