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And it wasn’t three months after the breakup, sitting in the very same car, that he found . . . the mixed tape he made for her in the glove box! Ooooooooo!
First! Also, this comment will never last because I’m too impulsive.
And incapable of counting to one.
“CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FIRST! WE ALL RESPECT AND ADMIRE YOUR EFFORT”
Terrifying…
Leonard Splatterhook: Relationship Counselor. You should totally pitch that idea to the networks…
NO! NOT WORK!
Okay 😀
I can vouch for the authenticity of his story because I was the Marriage Counsellor who happened to overhear them from the next car at Makeout Point.
I read it and thought “Man, the hidden panel better be good.” Fortunately it surpassed expectations. It was the punchline for me.
I bet Leo was fun at parties.
This “Susan” is a man-eater. And a slut.
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2011/01/first-date/
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And it wasn’t three months after the breakup, sitting in the very same car, that he found . . . the mixed tape he made for her in the glove box! Ooooooooo!
First! Also, this comment will never last because I’m too impulsive.
And incapable of counting to one.
“CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FIRST! WE ALL RESPECT AND ADMIRE YOUR EFFORT”
Terrifying…
Leonard Splatterhook: Relationship Counselor. You should totally pitch that idea to the networks…
NO! NOT WORK!
Okay 😀
I can vouch for the authenticity of his story because I was the Marriage Counsellor who happened to overhear them from the next car at Makeout Point.
I read it and thought “Man, the hidden panel better be good.” Fortunately it surpassed expectations. It was the punchline for me.
I bet Leo was fun at parties.
This “Susan” is a man-eater. And a slut.
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2011/01/first-date/