Something to dwell on: “Talking Babies” is it’s own genre. Look Who’s Talking, Look Who’s Talking Too, Baby Geniuses, Look Who’s a Baby Genius Too: Superbabies, even those commercials that are for auto insurance I think. PEOPLE LOVE TALKING BABIES! That is to say, people that you’ll never meet love talking babies. Maybe they all live in Middle America. Maybe they live on the moon. But they sure as hell don’t live anywhere near me, because I have never in my life met anyone who’s a fan of talking babies, much less someone who is not completely repulsed by the idea of a talking baby. But they’re out there. In droves. Scuttering around in the dark like so many cockroaches, ready to feast on talking baby movies.
I’ve got a genre pitch for you weird-minded freaks who like talking baby movies: movies where ADULTS act like BABIES. Let’s see how you like sitting in the theater for 90 minutes (or, hell, let’s be honest to our era, two hours and forty five minutes) watching adult human beings defecate in their pants while drooling, occasionally wailing for no discernable reason, putting car keys in their mouths, and being totally incapable of taking care of themselves at-freaking-all. How does it FEEL? How does it feel to have the tables TURNED? I’ve got treatments for two different franchises ready to go: Look Who Is Incapable of Basic Human Expression, and Grotesque Adult Imbeciles. I’m eagerly anticipating my millions.
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It’s E*Trade, I think.
Hmm.. Will the adult babies have any superpowers? Or capes? I like capes.
Since this is before the crucifixion, wouldn’t the babies be born with original sin?
This comic is not realistic because blue cloth dye was only available to the rich back then.
Totally ignoring the fact that neither Jesus nor any biblical figure other than Pontius Pilate was White.
It would be like that movie Jack only worse.
I liked Look Who’s Talking.
MOAR OF THESE BABIES… Oh My God town of the super strong babies needs to be a regular.
They already have a show like that: COPS.
Rock on little ones!
Adults who shit themselves and are quite incapable of taking caring of themselves? We already have that: advanced senile dementia, soon coming to a parent near you.
I hate to do this but it irritates me when I see this but shouldn’t you switch the statement “because I have never in my life met anyone who’s a fan of talking babies, much less someone who is not completely repulsed by the idea of a talking baby”? The less common one feels like it’d be a fan rather than not being repulsed…
Or… did you do this on purpose to hurt us grammar obsessed people. You do it on purpose… don’t you?