Germs are everywhere! Little tiny bugs and bacteria cover and fill our bodies, and there’s no real way to avoid that unless you live in a bubble or a roaring bonfire.
So next time you feel alone, just remember that you are filled with billions upon billions of tiny friends, many of which depend on you to survive! That’s why you should eat plenty of probiotics, and maybe even chow down on a handful of dirt once in a while to give them some new friends to play with. You’re such a good mother.
-wes
All the prizes I’ve been getting are really gross.
I hear you get the good ones when you use your elbow
Looking forward to the next time I’m sick!
LOL I have seen so many people who cough like the dude in the first panel.
man, a couple marbles would have come out much smoother
People get prizes? All I get is blood and dizziness. Is that bad? I think that might be bad.
Final ‘prize’ = lung cancer…
A prize that came out of your butt would be welcomed by plants, for them its even an edible prize.