Personally, I can’t wait to be replaced by a robot. Not because I’m lazy, but because I really can’t wait to see robot engineered jokes. Could you imagine? The cold, mechanical, laser-precision robot sense of humor aimed all-attack-systems-go directly at the human funny bone? It will kill us dead! Skynet will blast the funniest conceivable fart joke worldwide, and people of the world will cackle straight to their graves. Schwarzenegger lookin’ T-800s will march through the streets, farting funny farts at people while holding straight faces. And we will die laughing. Those Terminator 2 flashforward laser tanks will take the streets, but instead of lasers they have big fingers for mass “pull my finger” annihilation. And why will the robots default to fart jokes? Mechanical efficiency. Never be more complicated than you need to be.
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Reminds me of Futurama
Bender: I’m not allowed to vote.
Fry: Because you’re a robot?
Bender: No. Convicted felon.
Oh right, sex offender 1.0 was really buggy.
See folks, upgrade or be downsized.
I feel like they could just reprogram the robot.