It’s tough being a snake! Not only are you in the dirt all day, but you have to put your mouth on strangers to defend yourself. Some critters have claws, spines, or poison tails, but you don’t even have legs! What a joke evolution played on you by transforming your body into an angry tube.
Also, here’s a fun fact: the two dudes appearing in this comic bid in a small charity auction for the “privilege” of having themselves drawn in an ASP strip. So Mike and Harry, we don’t know if you actually enjoy sucking on butts, but either way that’s your business and we’re in no place to judge. Suck away, fellas! It’s a free country! We hope you are as generous as lovers as you were as bidders.
wes
I hope that Mike and Harry are just as shocked as I am…
true story: a snake bit me on the butt. it didn’t break through my jeans, though. my jeans were ok
THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BUTT
It’s how you cure a snake bite.
that snake really does look like he’s seen some shit
No shit.
I think it’s fake.
In the last panel Mrs. snake has a purse, but its color doesn’t match her outfit.
(also, she don’t have no hands)
Never mind that, how does she keep the necklace in place?
Your comics have been getting better and better recently. Of the dozen or so comics I follow, ASP is the only one that makes me laugh every time
you know of the hidden comic and hovertext, right?