The human ass is the greatest product of our evolution. Not many other animals can boast a padded pillow that’s always attached to your body. Not only that, but it’s a functional pillow that you can use to climb stairs and crush walnuts, if you’re into either of those things.
And get this: a good number of people find asses sexy. That’s right, there’s a hunk of your body that can be exclusive, useful, comfortable, and attractive. While thumbs may be the biggest practicality, the human ass is the biggest luxury in the animal kingdom. So let’s sit on our ass all day, because if we didn’t, it would be like spitting in the face of our ancestors.
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Ironically, at that same moment his friends were at his apartment preparing for an intervention about his being so infatuated with such an ass.
Panel 6, shouldn’t his ass be his “number 2” guy?
Don’t you mean number two guy?
That… was… beautiful… *sniff*
Number Two guy…
Such a beautiful love story.
Oh, come on! Get over him… he’s being an ass anyways…
Well? Shoot his ass!