I think if you’re going to play a sport, it should be without any protection whatsoever. Level the playing field. Your naked body (with your name and number painted on your sweaty back) exposed to what your fellow athletes may do to you.
The advantages of this: only athletes who take it seriously enough to risk injury and the judgement of the crowd would take up the sport. This would really turn the heat up on the competition, and we’d see the best of the best. It would increase the drama. You wanna get that run in, but you’re going to have to slide into home? How bad does your scrote want that run? This would also make it more engrossing for the fans. It would trade the cheap theatrics of team names and costumes for pure, undiluted drama. And if the fans want to follow the sport, they’d have to REALLY know the players. Once the warpaint gets rubbed off their backs by sweaty tackles or coarse dust, the only way for attendees to know their favorite players is by the shapes of their bloodied bodies.
This is the savage human spirit, unrefined and on display. This is “sports.”
T
Really beating us over the head with the punchline ain’t ya?
Such a cutting comment. Well said!
Ow.
Standard, tulip, or flute?
Shot.
i felt the pain
“I’m sorry sir, according to these tests your penis is nearsighted. You’ll need to wear dickglasses”
“Noooo the guys in the locker room will think I’m a nerd!”
Wouldn’t that be a dickmonocle?
Prosthetic. You know a strap on…
Not a…SHARP idea. hehehe
Go Darwin!
The facial expression in the last panel is just perfect
The art in the first panel is top-notch! It’s very expressive and hilarious. The other panels are good, too, but the first one is the icing on the broken-glass-in-your-genitals cake!
He has balls of fail.
And then I jizzed in my pants.
…OH DEAR GOD, I reopened the wound!
I love it. It would do a lot to combat Steroid abuse.
Sports with no pads and only naked bodies??? Sounds painful. But then again, it may do wonders for finally helping women’s sports gain equal attention.
I’ve read many of the comics on this site. Most, really. I also frequent a few other webcomics. This is, somehow, my favorite one of all time. Every time I read it, I laugh until I tear up. I’ve never had to blow my nose because of a webcomic before. Kudos sir.