Binge watching is the cool new way to binge! So new that the wiki article was made barely over a year ago. This is only the beginning, though, because binging is the FUTURE. Here are some exciting binge trends to look out for in the near future:
Binge-Driving
Sure, this could be called a “joyride” or a “road trip,” but Binge-Driving is the new cool! Just get in the car and DRIVE until the car breaks down or you soar off of a pier and into the ocean.
Binge-Farming
You ever get so hooked on something that it became your profession? Someday there will be people on the planet who spend all of their time growing crops out of the ground. They might even LIVE on these “plant camps.”
Binge-Architectural-Engineering
This is when you wake up on the couch in the morning you’re surrounded by blueprints for skyscrapers. We’ve all been there at least once, but it’s really going to pick up once once we finally enter the urban-sprawled dystopian retrofuture you see in sci-fi movies.
Binge-Drinking
You know how it’s fun to have a drink or two to loosen up? Well, what if instead we drank to excess?? That’d be NUTS.
In the meantime, we suggest saying goodbye to moderation by going back and reading all 900 of our old comics, binge-style.
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As much as I love the joke, I do have to note that it’s a pretty glib review of the crews on the entirety of television that they didn’t somehow manage to slip at least a little satire or meaning into their advertisement advertising. 😉
My life needs a commercially successful reboot with a new cast.
The sad part is that videogames exist for all five binge experiences. I think there’s even a videogame that will allow you to binge on videogames.
So, binging on videogames is all you need.