Behold! A comic! We found the time to make this comic even though Tony was doing a cameo in an SMBC Theater sketch and Wes … well, we don’t talk about what Wes did.
“A thing or two” figuratively means he knows a lot, which he is implying. “A thing or two” literally, which implies he knows almost nothing about romance. Duh…
I am going to firmly refuse to believe that what happened in this comic happened for the rest of my life. You are horrible, horrible people. Keep doing what you’re doing!
Okay, I refuse to think that he did what I first touth he did. So I think about the poor guy in the bathroom left to die due a loss of blood…and something else.
Dear Kevin,
we “other ASP readers” often get asked the question “what’s the hidden comic” and “how do I find it?” well kevin, and all you other readers out there…my suggestion is to check back and read through the other comments people have posted that answer that EXACT question! now, its not that we don’t LOVE answering questions, and helping you new people out…but really…look before you ask….PLEASE!! THOSE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ASKED AT LEAST 10 TIMES BEFORE!!!! all I’m saying is that for every comics, someone asks the question…and for every question…people answer! quite well, i may add!
Thank you,
Moi and the rest of the older and wiser ASP readers
Hey girl, I got somethin’ real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we’ve been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I’m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a box (it’s in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin’ real
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
Somethin’ special girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’ (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin’ to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it
It’s my dick in a box…my dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent’s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA’s a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box…
Excellent double meaning in the secret comic.
I’m going to think of this cartoon every time I see a man with scissors walk into the restrooms of a cinema.
what were you thinking before?
Additionally, how many times have you actually seen a man with scissors at the movies (let alone in specific proximity to the restroom area)?
I think that was the point, dood.
Yeah bobby u take that
I work at the cinema, and this is a fairly common occurence. DO NOT ask to see the lost and found box
Now i want to see the lost and found box thanks to you
Same here or at least the empty soda cups
If only I had a lost and found box at home, then I could just check it now…
How is it a double meaning?
It’s pretty straight forward.
“A thing or two” figuratively means he knows a lot, which he is implying. “A thing or two” literally, which implies he knows almost nothing about romance. Duh…
wow i totally did not get that :/
I assume they were watching twilight. It does this to most guys.
^Epic win.
v don’t bother, ye cannae top that one.
+1 Zing!
hey-oh!
TOO SOON!
LOLOL
just pure win 😀
Oh god, did Wes cut off his penis too?
Don’t try this at home. He is a trained professional.
Omg… WTF! lol, I don’t understand *cringes*
join the club…
its a dildo in the popcorn
not a dildo, he cut off his own….
baaahahahaha, love it! “Want some milk-duds?” “NO.”
Nooooo! *cringe* On the plus side, she can now return the favor.
lolololololololololololololoololololoolo
Appalling, but still hilarious.
That is indeed a surprise.
Aweeesomme. Both the comic and the Theater sketch.
Now let me cut off my arm and put it around your shoulders
Well I guess he took circumcize a little too far.
This one is so suble that it took me 1.278 minutes of study to get it.
I cringed.
didn’t that hurt?
I am going to firmly refuse to believe that what happened in this comic happened for the rest of my life. You are horrible, horrible people. Keep doing what you’re doing!
Am i missing the subtleness that much? it seems pretty straight forward to me
yes the sublety is very subtle
Oh come on! That’s going to take forever to clean off with all the butter!
Lolz, Hidden comic FTW!!
It took me three reads but i finally got it. ROFL.
The best one yet. Well played.
Darwin-kid 😀
A thing OR two? I don’t like the sound of that.
its Double Dick Dave as a teenager!
Hidden comic is pure genius. 100% brilliant.
I love the people who feel the compulsion to publicly admit they’re slow. I wish I had the confidence to shout out to the world my own incompetences.
gross
Okay, I refuse to think that he did what I first touth he did. So I think about the poor guy in the bathroom left to die due a loss of blood…and something else.
for a guy who removed his willie hes pretty calm about it … or maybe its not his o_O
It’s almost definitely his. I mean, possession is nine-tenths of the law…
I heard the market for severed penises is thriving.
That made my peepee hurt 🙁
Cringe-worthy, sure, but did he cut off his own, or someone else’s? Either way, I’d hate to be the guy in the next stall.
hey new reader here, love the comics but how do you see the hidden comic
Click to the top right outside of the comic. A “?” will appear when your mouse is over it
Dear Kevin,
we “other ASP readers” often get asked the question “what’s the hidden comic” and “how do I find it?” well kevin, and all you other readers out there…my suggestion is to check back and read through the other comments people have posted that answer that EXACT question! now, its not that we don’t LOVE answering questions, and helping you new people out…but really…look before you ask….PLEASE!! THOSE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ASKED AT LEAST 10 TIMES BEFORE!!!! all I’m saying is that for every comics, someone asks the question…and for every question…people answer! quite well, i may add!
Thank you,
Moi and the rest of the older and wiser ASP readers
I wish I had seen this comic LAST WEEK! Too late now…
great comic
SMBC Theater is the sex
Should have been a popcorn box.
hahaha! i love all your comics, but this one! great!
Dick in a box remix!!!
Step one: find a dick for the box
step two: cut the dick for the box
step three: put that dick in the box
step four: YOUVE GOT A DICK IN A BOX
p.s. – after seeing this comic i’ve reconsidered the bobbitt case and it turns out that lorena was probably set up.
now its the girfriend turn to cut something
i wrote a similar comic involving ‘dick in a box’!
yours is funnier!
Hey girl, I got somethin’ real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we’ve been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I’m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a box (it’s in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin’ real
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
Somethin’ special girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’ (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin’ to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it
It’s my dick in a box…my dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent’s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA’s a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box…
Fuck yeah, Lonely Island reference!!
Thoroughly horrible. I salute you.
Surpriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise indeed lmao
Surpriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise indeed lol
I read it as if he were whispering, “surpriiise!”
Omg I get it 😀
Where is the hidden comic ? Hidden somewhere I assume ?
Doesn’t anyone remember the song “Detachable Penis”? Look it up.
+1
King Missile ftw.
Until the alt-over, I thought the surprise was that it wasn’t his. Just some poor loser’s.
Hey, look kids, its movie theater Van Gogh!
Where’s the big bloodstain on the crotch of his pants?
Leads me to believe it was someone else’s?
she doesn’t need it anyway look at their eyes its obvious they both masturbate
maybe its some other guys penis anyways epic win
Imagine doing that to a sodacan…
I definitely want to have Tony’s adopted children. GAY MARRY ME TONY! I love you!
that hidden comic made me want to puke…