Damn… I’m going to have to be that guy, on the internet… Sigh…
Automatics don’t work that way. If no bullet fires, then the chamber won’t turn and it won’t fire again. The gas coming from the explosion is what is used to provide the force to load the next round and make it fire again.
Allow me to be that other guy on the internet that starts a flame war in return.
automatic magazines have a spring that push the bullets up to be at the top of the clip, so even putting a single bullet in the magazine and then cocking the weapon would be enough to put that single bullet in the chamber. It only takes one.
Ah jeeze, now I am going to have to be the third guy. Oh well. First off, that is not an automatic. It is a semi-automatic. Second, the point was that BECAUSE it was a magazine-fed semi-auto, it would fire off a round every single the the trigger was pulled, because each time a new round is pushed into the chamber for the hammer to hit and fire the precision-driven bullet out, which means that there is no chance of winning, and you definitely die. The funny part of the comic is when you see how dumb these guys are for using a semi-auto magazine-fed hand gun for Russian Roulette. Sorry that I have to be the annoying fire arms nerd in the comments.
But alas, there’s one yet bigger firearms nerd than you, 3rd guy. Everything you said is accurate (woohoo! congrats) except for the semi-auto vs automatic pistol. you’re correct in saying that its mode of fire is semi-auto (fires once per pull of the trigger), but automatic pistol refers to any mag-fed handgun. Allow me to cite Wikipedia: “semi-automatic pistols use a single chamber and a single barrel. Some terms that have been, or still are, used as synonyms for semi-automatic pistol are automatic pistol, self-loading pistol, self-loader, autopistol, and autoloader.” sorry guys. i hate to be the guy who points out mistakes, but i also like to be the guy who wins
You don’t understand… when you are a gun nerd and you see a gun, cartoon or not, it is impossible not to comment on it. It’s like a drug!
Oh, an the whole “automatic” name for any clip-fed gun handgun is just stupid. In the military, if you say “automatic”, it means full-auto. If it is not, you call it semi-auto. Anything otherwise is just plain wrong!
Well how about a shotgun that shoots light-saber wielding cougars that explode spraying combat knives? (and spoiled milk i guess). I’m going to assume that’s the last thing dio did R.I.P.
Another Not-Recommend-For-Russian-Roulette weapon would be land mines. Actually a grenade could be used to play a very “fair” russian roulette game. Just pull the pin and whoever’s stuck with the grenade when the music stops WINS! … wait, LOOSES! … wait, ok yeah, it will work just that there should be at least 10 Ft between each player, and when the music stops everyone must hit the floor. Except for the guy stuck with the grenade, he hits the ceiling and the walls… and some on the floor too I guess…
not anything against Wes and Tony, because the comic is brilliant, but these comments had me laughing more than the comic itself. bravo Wes and Tony for having such sarcastic children for fans.
There are very few automatic pistols, the one drawn would be semi-automatic as it appears to be a regular 9mm. If it was an automatic pistol the clip should be much longer. Both work for the point of the strip though .
The musket probably has worse odds of working than 1/6. Ill take the pirate gun any day.
P.S. Why are these guys are stuck in i-love-you-hands mode?
idk, but there’s a heart in the blood on the table…
WHAT, you can’t use a light saber?
but it has TWO ends!
Add to the list:
Spoiled Milk
…so deadly.
Oh, the hilarity!
What?! A lightsaber aint recomended for russian roulette?
But I love using a couger for russian roulette…
Especially when the cougar is holding a hand grenade.
What no crossbow in the hidden comic?
Damn, I’ve been playing wrong for years.
I wasn’t aware these two had any other friends, beyond bob, but hes been dead for a while now. Then again, maybe this is a prequel?
Damn… I’m going to have to be that guy, on the internet… Sigh…
Automatics don’t work that way. If no bullet fires, then the chamber won’t turn and it won’t fire again. The gas coming from the explosion is what is used to provide the force to load the next round and make it fire again.
Allow me to be that other guy on the internet that starts a flame war in return.
automatic magazines have a spring that push the bullets up to be at the top of the clip, so even putting a single bullet in the magazine and then cocking the weapon would be enough to put that single bullet in the chamber. It only takes one.
Ah jeeze, now I am going to have to be the third guy. Oh well. First off, that is not an automatic. It is a semi-automatic. Second, the point was that BECAUSE it was a magazine-fed semi-auto, it would fire off a round every single the the trigger was pulled, because each time a new round is pushed into the chamber for the hammer to hit and fire the precision-driven bullet out, which means that there is no chance of winning, and you definitely die. The funny part of the comic is when you see how dumb these guys are for using a semi-auto magazine-fed hand gun for Russian Roulette. Sorry that I have to be the annoying fire arms nerd in the comments.
But alas, there’s one yet bigger firearms nerd than you, 3rd guy. Everything you said is accurate (woohoo! congrats) except for the semi-auto vs automatic pistol. you’re correct in saying that its mode of fire is semi-auto (fires once per pull of the trigger), but automatic pistol refers to any mag-fed handgun. Allow me to cite Wikipedia: “semi-automatic pistols use a single chamber and a single barrel. Some terms that have been, or still are, used as synonyms for semi-automatic pistol are automatic pistol, self-loading pistol, self-loader, autopistol, and autoloader.” sorry guys. i hate to be the guy who points out mistakes, but i also like to be the guy who wins
Hate to be the annoying person that barges in at the end, but guys. Chill. It’s a cartoon gun.
You don’t understand… when you are a gun nerd and you see a gun, cartoon or not, it is impossible not to comment on it. It’s like a drug!
Oh, an the whole “automatic” name for any clip-fed gun handgun is just stupid. In the military, if you say “automatic”, it means full-auto. If it is not, you call it semi-auto. Anything otherwise is just plain wrong!
If one of you says clip again in reference to a magazine I’m going to explode from anger and rage.
Clip.
BOOM! (I hope ur happy now i’m an hero)
hahaha yeah youre a gun-nerd alright… clip?? bahahahahah faggot.
You shouldn’t be mean to gun nerds, they’re probably armed.
That one just flew right over your head, didn’t it?
Lol
i play russian roulette with cougars all the time!
by “play” i mean “have” and by “russian roulette” i mean “great sex.” by “cougars” i still mean “cougars.”
and by “great sex” i mean “this one time back when i was 8 I was raped by”
YOU ARE THE SON OF A BITCH THAT KILLED MY MOTHER. Seducing her into playing your wild game, and not even having the decency to call her back.
Every date with a couger is russian roulette, some of those women just cant let go.
LOL, the cougar got me to laugh out loud.
Well how about a shotgun that shoots light-saber wielding cougars that explode spraying combat knives? (and spoiled milk i guess). I’m going to assume that’s the last thing dio did R.I.P.
my bad, turns out its a flintlock pistol.
That would definitely work for Russian roullette.
Definitely.
I use Russians for Russian Roulette.
Cougar is definitely the way to go. Those older women will get ya.
It’s funny because this actually happened.
Another Not-Recommend-For-Russian-Roulette weapon would be land mines. Actually a grenade could be used to play a very “fair” russian roulette game. Just pull the pin and whoever’s stuck with the grenade when the music stops WINS! … wait, LOOSES! … wait, ok yeah, it will work just that there should be at least 10 Ft between each player, and when the music stops everyone must hit the floor. Except for the guy stuck with the grenade, he hits the ceiling and the walls… and some on the floor too I guess…
But… Isn’t that just hot-potato? But with explosions?
Wuss. Real psychos use nukes!
Haha, how would Russian Roulette with a Knife work?
also not recommended for Russian Roulette: man-bear-pig
srsly guys
not anything against Wes and Tony, because the comic is brilliant, but these comments had me laughing more than the comic itself. bravo Wes and Tony for having such sarcastic children for fans.
I’m pretty sure someone actually played Russian roulette with an automatic. They won a Darwin award for it.
I would suggest using non-firing blanks rather than buying a whole new pistol.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snap_cap
Don’t let any load the magazine. For some reason I don’t trust that guy.
their faces and the bloodstain are a nice touch. Wonder who was the first player
their parents were the first players
Man, I want that opening line on a t-shirt!
russian rullette… never a good idea
btw, hidden comic is awesome XD
So how many people so far have told you it’s a semi-automatic? 🙂
the black guy always wins
ROFL the hidden comic… a cougar for russian roulet? now i’d love to see that… from a very far distance 😛
Lightsaber Russian roulette FTW
HA HA HA HA HA – the hidden comic was AMAZING. LMAO!!!
Warning: Hidden comic contains serious lols
Comic’s funny, but the hidden comic almost de-chaired me.
Your comment almost de-chaired me 😀
There are very few automatic pistols, the one drawn would be semi-automatic as it appears to be a regular 9mm. If it was an automatic pistol the clip should be much longer. Both work for the point of the strip though .
ths are so dumb! y do i get reading them
This one was funny. I really liked the hidden comic! If I were playing russian roulette I would use a machete.
Love the hidden comic!
On the other side, he must be a great JanKenPo player
WHO DARES HAVE A GREEK MYTHOLOGY NAME??!
I totally thought it said “Wes painfully upgraded his BRAN,” and I was like “Sweet, cheerios!”
You had me at roulette.
DEAM!!, i lose
haha secret comic win
love it. haha.. secret comic, very LOL. :)))
Nice. ヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）ゞ
Hehehe. He’s a winner and didn’t even know it.
wow that just happened to me
he never got the concept of it
I sadly had to look up both Russian Roulette and what an automatic is, but now that I have I can fully enjoy this comic. Hooray.
Conan is back! AGain!
Hand Grenade. Not good for Russian Roulette. Excellent for Extreme Hot Potato.
Actually you can use a lightsaber for Russian Roulette. Except it is more like Spin the Bottle.
/facepalm
A guy just outside of my neighborhood a couple decades ago died this way.
Isn’t this the exact way a darwin award winner won? Or was that an urban legend?
You mean light saber russian roulette isn’t a good idea….damn there goes my weekend plans
Goddammit, what the hell am i ment to do with my light-saber now?
Where is this hidden comic?
hidden comic made me lol in math class
Only Charlie Sheen can WIN at Russian Roulette every time…its the Tiger blood.
This has actually been done:
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html
a variant:
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2002-14.html