I wish I could store jokes and knowledge in general that way. We would no longer need schools ir if we did tests would be cheated on easily and effectively.
Downside to having an iPhone: The price can be a little high if you consider the plans the two carriers offer, but overall it’s a pretty sleek piece of smartphone technology. In another couple years, Android phones may dwarf it in sheer number of apps available, but the iPhone will still be capable of doing everything the android ones can, and with less compatibility issues given that the models are highly limited. While some will mock you for being a sheep or fanboy, others will envy your highly capable mobile device.
Downside to not having an iPhone: You feel the need to pick on a perfectly capable device. Honestly, folks, it’s like picking on the Blackberry, the Android, or even the Razor. It’s a cellphone that happens to have internet, a touchpad, applications, and is popular. I think there is a type of sheep people tend to neglect: The sheep that hate people for being “sheep” (or hate popular things)
Also a rule of the internet: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Damn funny, man! I’ve been following your comic for long, I hadn’t commented but the Lewinsky joke was too much (I guess it’s old, but I didn’t hear it here in Spain).
Keep on rockin’!
The second bullet is just there to throw you off the sent of the solution. You line up all three of your hole companians shoulder to shoulder and then send a single bullet through the sides of all of their necks. A la The Office (USA)
So, heads up. July 1st is International Joke Day. I like to organize contests to see who can remember the most jokes of any kind on International Joke Day. Be there or be square.
Someone stole my cheese and thats my cheese. Image me on a reality tv show, that would be my interance line, followed up by the line but its alright because i share da Cheese, like a boss, in a cow producing milk producing cheese factory shares the fat chicks cake with the skinny chick.
Talk to the hand!
Sure. Hi, hand… do you come here often?
Actually, yes. I do come there often.
Yes um who wanted 2 talk to me? Lol
I wish I could store jokes and knowledge in general that way. We would no longer need schools ir if we did tests would be cheated on easily and effectively.
Ps FIRST!!!!!!!!
PS. FAIL!
+1000 for moderated comments
Basic counting fail!
That’s what she said!
My name is Atheist. By default.
This comic is funny. By default.
Aw, well…
It’s something.
Downside to having an iPhone: no mouseover text
Downswing to having an iPhone: being a douche.
Downside to not having an iphone is having a normal cellphone autocorrect a misspelled “downside” to “downswing” 😉
Downside to having an iPhone: The price can be a little high if you consider the plans the two carriers offer, but overall it’s a pretty sleek piece of smartphone technology. In another couple years, Android phones may dwarf it in sheer number of apps available, but the iPhone will still be capable of doing everything the android ones can, and with less compatibility issues given that the models are highly limited. While some will mock you for being a sheep or fanboy, others will envy your highly capable mobile device.
Other downside to having an iPhone: You are a sheep
Upside to being a sheep: cloning
Downside to having an iPhone: Nobody thinks you’re cool except other iPhone users (who are douches)
So very, very, true.
I have an iphone that I got as a gift and I don’t think they are cool and I think people who do are tools
Downside to not having an iPhone: You feel the need to pick on a perfectly capable device. Honestly, folks, it’s like picking on the Blackberry, the Android, or even the Razor. It’s a cellphone that happens to have internet, a touchpad, applications, and is popular. I think there is a type of sheep people tend to neglect: The sheep that hate people for being “sheep” (or hate popular things)
Also a rule of the internet: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
other other downside to having an iphone: you get made fun of by people who don’t like iphones.
Upside to not giving two shits: Judging people by personality and actions rather than owning an iPhone.
(Note: I do NOT own an iPhone.)
Downside to having an iPhone: you have an iPhone.
the mouseover text was WAZZZZZZZZZZZZAP
There is a botched way to get it:
http://hints.macworld.com/article.php?story=20100404045906105
or if the link doesn’t load, google ‘alt text bookmarklet’
Damn funny, man! I’ve been following your comic for long, I hadn’t commented but the Lewinsky joke was too much (I guess it’s old, but I didn’t hear it here in Spain).
Keep on rockin’!
This comic is keeping me up all night, like Viagra!
love the expressions in the last panel.
it’s funny cus I get it
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You’re armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Nah, what you do is shoot the murderer and the rapist, then pistol whip the lawyer mercilessly. much more satisfying that way.
WTD??
I would shoot myself. Twice!
If”WTD?” is short for Stewie Griffin’s “What the deuce?”, then you, sir, are awesome.
The second bullet is just there to throw you off the sent of the solution. You line up all three of your hole companians shoulder to shoulder and then send a single bullet through the sides of all of their necks. A la The Office (USA)
I’m trying to bring “Wassup” back. It’s not going very well.
Waaaaaaaaaassssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?(!(!?!!?!(!217
When I read “Show me the Moneeeey” I thought about Starcraft…. XD
So, heads up. July 1st is International Joke Day. I like to organize contests to see who can remember the most jokes of any kind on International Joke Day. Be there or be square.
win sirs win
The 90s were the best decade ever.
No 1987-97 is by far the best. I could do without 98 and 99
Agreed Muhammad Agreed btw how is Allah doing up in islam heaven?
what no “Yo Momma’s so fat…” jokes?
Pretty soon he’s gonna be wearing that flannel on purpose and letting his hair grow out.
Someone stole my cheese and thats my cheese. Image me on a reality tv show, that would be my interance line, followed up by the line but its alright because i share da Cheese, like a boss, in a cow producing milk producing cheese factory shares the fat chicks cake with the skinny chick.
looks like jay leno’s newest material