Every time someone says first when they are not first a six year old sees their puppy get run over. so please stop saying first.
This public service announcement brought to you by people who hate people who say first
Wow….look at all the people missing the joke. He said recovering first post addict. He wasn’t trying to he first. See…ugh….nevermind. If it needs to be explained then you aren’t going to get it.
I’m also president of the Truth Tellers Club
Loved the hidden comic! I almost expected her to add a ‘me too’ at the end…
A bar in Guam charges more for water than beer.
Real smooth.
I am a recovering first post addict!!! WOOOO!
GO AWAY!
PPL just don’t seem to get what moderated comments are
It’s great you’re staying on the wagon!
Every time someone says first when they are not first a six year old sees their puppy get run over. so please stop saying first.
This public service announcement brought to you by people who hate people who say first
Woah, I’m pretty sure he was just making a joke rather than trying to claim first comment status.
Wow….look at all the people missing the joke. He said recovering first post addict. He wasn’t trying to he first. See…ugh….nevermind. If it needs to be explained then you aren’t going to get it.
OK, that hidden comic made me giggle!
Smooth.
Doesn’t the soul patch tell the world all of these things and more anyway?
^as with the comb-over
The fastest way to a girl’s heart is hydration
I thought it was with a large knife?
No, No, No, it’s through her chest
Hey, big spender!
Or, as a friend of mine once said, “Bartender! A virgin vodka water, please.”
“I’ll have a (insert reservoir name) on the rocks!”