Pretty much the way I’m gonna explain to the kids.. Yeah there was a really generous and nice man about 400 years ago, who taught us the meaning of Christmas.. but he’s dead. Presents come from your parents working hard.
The historical Saint Nicholas is dead for sure. God forbid he saw what we are doing in his memory. I don’t think he’d appreciate the sled and reindeer, and Mrs. “Santa” (he was a monk).
“yes, the tooth fairy also. and the Easter bunny. you really don’t get it do you?”
Pretty much the way I’m gonna explain to the kids.. Yeah there was a really generous and nice man about 400 years ago, who taught us the meaning of Christmas.. but he’s dead. Presents come from your parents working hard.
I would love socks for Christmas! I have rough feet. The comic was funny as well.
I award thee virtual socks. Enjoy! Merry Christmas everyone!
I wish I got socks for foodmas.. My poor norwegian footsies are colder than Alaska’s bumhole.
As an Alaskan I was blissfully unaware that our state was in possession of a bum hole…
Geographically, it’s located at the center of the Palin household.
…and your teddybear’s name is “Pedo.”
I got underwear and sex jelly. I’m not sure why they were both together.
I’m surprised that wasn’t Ken and a Younger Skip!
I thought the kid looked like Skip! Maybe that’s Skip’s creepy uncle…
The historical Saint Nicholas is dead for sure. God forbid he saw what we are doing in his memory. I don’t think he’d appreciate the sled and reindeer, and Mrs. “Santa” (he was a monk).