Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Zebra?
on January 29, 2009 at 11:24 amWent to the Portand Zoo last week. As far as zoos go, it is one of the less depressing ones, with the exception of the really outraged African animals that angrily fester in their heated trees as the ambient temperature drops. It’s not as intense as the Berlin zoo, where they drop a cow into the lion cage à la Jurassic Park while parents look in horror and kids think it’s awesome. So here are some highlights. I don’t have any pictures of monkeys, because they don’t require too much imagination:
Steps to be a monkey:
1) Pick something that you do in private
2) Do it in public
3) Be covered in hair
On to the photographic evidence!
This is vaguely similar to the first 13 years of my life.
NO, DON’T GO IN THERE
This is also the tagline of my favorite adult site.
Fuck everything; here’s a cute sleeping otter.
Haha, love it. Still, Southpark ruined the otter thing for me with that episode about Cartman wanting the wii.
D’awwwww
Otters will always be cute. Always.
Even if they are gnawing off my arm, they are cute.
Ah, this brings back my childhood memories of visits to the Portland zoo, riding the train around and getting my wood chomped on by beavers.
(I’m speaking of the Portland, OR zoo that is; were you talking about that one or Maine?)
That is indeed Portland, OR. Though I must say that the two Portlands must have some serious issues to put the entire country between them like that.
Is there anything wetter than an otter’s pocket?
Heck, I’m sixteen and I still can’t control the floppy thing on my face.
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spambot:
yes. 🙁
Don’t do it, Tony! All Spambot does is send you bleach in an unlabeled glass bottle!
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could i get some labeled bottles of bleach? i like to know the brand, it just makes me feel better.