Hey everyone! Here are some items from the SUPER secret menu, that you should order next time you get a chance:
A Burger with EXTRA Cheese – Like a burger, but with additional cheese!
A Burrito – Ordered from a burger place, they are legally required to go find one.
Ghost Droppings – Glowing traces of the supernatural, usually from fast food joints with a long, storied history or built above a burial ground.
A Whole Turkey – Keep in mind for Thanksgiving!
A Car Tire – Bring an appetite!
“Actually, two of those” – This secret phrase doubles the quantity of the previous item.
An Empty Bag – Save yourself the trouble of eating anything.
A Car Tire with Cheese – Bring an appetite, plus cheese!
So when you’re choking down cheese-soaked rubber, think of me!
Wes
“Actually, two of those” – This secret phrase doubles the quantity of the previous item.
Love it.
In New Mexico the secret item at McDonalds is the double cheese burger. So if you order a cheeseburger the cashier will just upgrade you to the double because those are cheaper than the single.
Great, now I have a rubber cheese fetish, thanks a lot Wes…
you actually forgot a secret item called the “bukkake”
you walk into a burger place, and ask for a bukkake, then they bring you out a burger with a burrito in it.
for the love of god dont ask for this in west hollywood
Guac-tanamo Bay.
I wonder what function nipple clamps serve in interrogation
My favorite secret menu item was the Rodeo Burger at the Burger King near my college a few years ago. They were really cheap and combined junior cheeseburgers with onion rings.
They still make a Rodeo Burger if you ask for it.
Oh yeah, first. Also first comment on this site. BONUS!
Hold the bullshit – Same meal but with less feces