The following are things that are totally okay to counterfeit:
Paintings
Wow, a perfect replica of a painting, but it apparently has zero value because someone else did it. It’s not like you should pay more for the FIRST mp3 of a song. This argument is 100% sound.
Technology
Tech companies are always suing each other over who invented pinching and touching things first. What could hasten innovation faster than everyone scrambling to destroy each other in a rules-free environment?
Money
Current money is stale. Everyone should print their own money with their own faces on it. Sure, we can still limit how much is printed, but everyone has a set amount. Put whatever slogans you want on there, it’s not like anyone pays attention to anything besides the number.
People
There’s a lot of debate about human cloning, but that’s just because people are afraid of the truth: there have been like, six great people. Ever. We should just make more of those. The only trick is deciding which six. Not my problem since I’m definitely not one of them!
wes
What happened to http://www.shitcomicwemakeinbetweenjerkingoff.com? That’s the url I have bookmarked, but it no longer works 🙁
No tag for Skip’s Dad?
Reminds me of an episode of the Flintstones, when Barney became a counterfeiter, and when Fred was telling him he should stop Barney retorted his money was better quality then the governments money, so he preferred his version better.
In Panel 2, it looks like he has a weird brown nose.
You’re welcome.
Sorry, no matter how hard I try, I cannot unsee the Awesomestache.
rubbing hands evily with only 3 fingers in the first panel is pretty impressive
Love the Belgium Waffle blazer.